This is so modest compared to the ferocity of his real life drip

Y’all come quick, the museums are doing super bowls again

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

that cat dont even know that it is in a movie or that it is supposed to be in a demon haunted 19th century germany

Today in my training program a library worker said they have a theory that every time we say James Patterson's name he puts out another.

It's funny because it is (probably) true.

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people

The problem with listening to music on an iPhone is that it doesn’t have the analog warmth of the original iPod

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time

Happy Psycho Day to all who celebrate!

Well, I didn’t plan on spending my Saturday morning stuck in a ditch in a snowdrift, but at least it’s heartening how many people stopped to offer help while I wait endlessly for roadside assistance to come.

This isn’t a popular Johnny Cash opinion but I think after Highwayman he should’ve done a lot more songs where he flies a spaceship

I got to eat pierogi today and I’m so happy! But honestly I have yet to encounter food stuffed in dough or pastry that I didn’t like 🤣. Empanadas, dumplings, spanakopita, gyoza, samosas, bao, ravioli. Baby, I’m gonna eat them all.

whomst amongst us tbh