Ben Clark
@ebenclark.bsky.social
Curling, politics, beer, Boston sports.
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MUPPET KNIVES OUT
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
MUPPET KNIVES OUT
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If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
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Finally, a toilet paper roll powerful enough to accompany my silver gloss wall-mounted illuminated T-800 Skoilet
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Finally, a toilet paper roll powerful enough to accompany my silver gloss wall-mounted illuminated T-800 Skoilet
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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I found my new epitaph:
"I was accused more than once by some Board members and the Governor’s office of being stubborn. Perhaps I am. But stubborn and principled often look the same, especially to those who are unprincipled."
"I was accused more than once by some Board members and the Governor’s office of being stubborn. Perhaps I am. But stubborn and principled often look the same, especially to those who are unprincipled."
Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I found my new epitaph:
"I was accused more than once by some Board members and the Governor’s office of being stubborn. Perhaps I am. But stubborn and principled often look the same, especially to those who are unprincipled."
"I was accused more than once by some Board members and the Governor’s office of being stubborn. Perhaps I am. But stubborn and principled often look the same, especially to those who are unprincipled."
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ruby rhod’s Controversies wiki page gotta be long as hell
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
ruby rhod’s Controversies wiki page gotta be long as hell
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#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 5: Vito Marcantonio
There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future.
Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.
There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future.
Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 5: Vito Marcantonio
There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future.
Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.
There are many who dismiss our vision for New York as impossible. To them, I say we need look only to our past for proof of how we can shape the future.
Tomorrow is Election Day. And this is the final Until It's Done of our campaign.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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NO KINGS, YES HAYNES KANG
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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[guy who invented the term “leafpeeping” on his first time looking at fall foliage] okay, first of all, this needs to sound much more perverted
October 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
[guy who invented the term “leafpeeping” on his first time looking at fall foliage] okay, first of all, this needs to sound much more perverted
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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No one should be gunned down for their politics or any other reason. And no one is obliged to help launder the reputation or legacy of people who made hate and threats their brand. Ta-Nehisi Coates lays it out: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c... (4/4)
Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
www.vanityfair.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
No one should be gunned down for their politics or any other reason. And no one is obliged to help launder the reputation or legacy of people who made hate and threats their brand. Ta-Nehisi Coates lays it out: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c... (4/4)
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Highly recommend subscribing to The Handbasket and following @marisakabas.bsky.social. Here is her recount of attending the US Open with excerpt below: www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-us-o...
September 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Highly recommend subscribing to The Handbasket and following @marisakabas.bsky.social. Here is her recount of attending the US Open with excerpt below: www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-us-o...
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i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano
September 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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goddamn man i don’t even live in NY and i’m levitating right now, place the gerontocrats before me so that i may karate-chop their heads off
June 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
goddamn man i don’t even live in NY and i’m levitating right now, place the gerontocrats before me so that i may karate-chop their heads off
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
incredible things are happening in China