Now how is Jesse supposed to act surprised

if your teenager loses their shit and “recoils in disgust” because somebody who looks different to them interacts with them in public

that’s a hell of an indictment against your parenting

a short story:

I have a Project (hobby edition) that has a Deadline (70% self-imposed, 30% will hit better if aligned with an external thing) for a friend but…the reason it is stalled at 80% done is the last 20% is annoying to figure out

#GameChanger real Boomer Parent + Millennial Child scenes today when I talked to my dad and he said "I've been reading a book by Robert Reich" and I said "ah yes, from the Clinton administration, former secretary of labor? I saw a picture of him yesterday, he was naked in a garden playing the flute"

this is your reminder to clean out your dishwasher filter! if you just said to yourself "my dishwasher has a filter?" then please know in advance that i am personally sorry for what's about to happen to you

Pictures taken moments before disaster (the whole bag rolled off the piano. He’s fine 😂)

i can't express enough how important it is to your mental wellbeing to have one or more friends, ideally a small group chat, that you can go to when you need to be mean as fuck about something in an extremely petty unfair hater-ass way. you HAVE to have a safe place to be a bitch or you'll go insane

The real problem with being Too Online is that eventually you're going to have to be a functional member of society with organizational responsibilities and have to swerve hard in the middle of a sentence so you don't say "skill issue" in a leadership meeting.

this is your reminder that things disappear off the internet all the time and you should get copies of the things you love

❌ I’m in a slough of despond

✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness

Have code might as well lurk &c