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I am unfortunately apparently writing a book about cartomancy being silly.

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I could write SUCH a mean book about cartomancy you guys
Tried a slightly cheater method of making chicken rice in the instant pot which worked out pretty well -- cook the chicken first in water and whatever flavoring you want and then cook the rice in the fluid. Less chance of burn messages but you don't get the browned rice at the bottom :(
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I've seen some god almighty cursed cookbooks on Project Gutenberg in my time but this guy takes not only the biscuit but the whole fucking bakery

www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/7...
Pop corn recipes
www.gutenberg.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fellow Meg here to say that this Meg is extremely valid and also Whomst Amongst Us does not growl at new humans for two days straight.
Meg has discovered laps and thinks they're the best thing ever.

She's such a sweet girl! I hope an adopter can get past her propensity to growl at new humans for 2 days straight.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Someone called me a Sora looking ass catgirl last night and like. I can't argue. #glam #ffxiv
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hey guys, it's me, the dumbass reading about HAUNTED HOUSES while waiting for the bus after dark
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At this point I'm considering the value of getting a couple extra bottles of Diamine Lady Grey fountain pen ink and selling off some sample vials or whole 30ml bottles to recoup some shipping costs lmao SOB
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Oh I'm safe, I don't want the ink advent calendar. I can go look on cult pens for the ink I can't find here." FOOL.

cultpens.com/products/iwa...
Iwako 2025 Advent Calendar
A Christmas Advent Calendar with a difference! This Iwako special has a puzzle eraser behind every door, and a Christmas Picnic themed 'play sheet' built into the box to give you somewhere to play wit...
cultpens.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I did in fact read a perfectly cromulent book about the dudes who called themselves fakirs in the interwar years by the way

share.libbyapp.com/title/10998343
Holy Men of the Electromagnetic Age
An international history of the uncanny in the 1920s and 1930s.The interwar period was a golden age for the occult. Spiritualists, clairvoyants, fakirs, Theosophists, mind readers, and Jinn summoners ...
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November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yeah okay I'm mad twin died so I can't scream with them about older sister getting engaged at Disneyworld AGAIN what the fuck
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Anyway kids don't do this unless you're me and spent your childhood feral in the woods
so as it turns out bread mold does taste like penicillin
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My mom sent my TN back and it's within the time limit for my brain not being Weird about using the notebook!
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Every so often I do a mental exercise of deciding which class in fire emblem or FFXIV a character from another series would play and anyway that's why I wanna make a WAR named Leslie Moore.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I want to read this but I fear the level of unsobriety it would require

share.libbyapp.com/title/5255106
The Automatic Writing Experience (AWE)
An AWE-Inspiring Adventure Automatic writing can do more than merely help you tap into inner guidance. The practice can boost creativity, ignite intuition, and even trigger mystical experiences. - Ja...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
٩( ᐛ )و I'm so depressed again ٩( ᐛ )و
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Actually I'm gonna talk about bean and rice burritos separately because they're so easy to freeze and fast to make!

I have an instant pot but slow cookers or whatever work, I just don't have experience

1 part pinto beans
3 parts rice
Water to cover plus about a centimeter
Seasoning
Tortillas
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Chicken rice! Take some chicken thighs and slap them in an instant pot with some rice, cook ten minutes on medium, release pressure after ten minutes, put some spinach in and the lid back on for a couple minutes.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The real foundation of a long lasting group chat is yelling at each other for doing dumb shit we've done before
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@waketosleep.bsky.social has informed me that this is my new MCH glam because Sarah Conner
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE MONTH for Challenge Accepted!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trick or treat smell my feet
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As foretold in the ancient texts!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
How do you know you're in Corvallis, Meg?

we just passed by a Chinese restaurant called, and I quote,

THE SHOW
"True Chinese Food"
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
1. AAAAAAAHHHH THEYRE REMOVING CLASS AND LEVEL RESTRICTIONS FROM GLAM AAAAAAAHHH

2. very satisfying use of the tiny nahe pouch
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dear Mario the guy at prism stop telling me to get an appointment over a 50mg updose of fucking setraline

I know what I'm about, son
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I feel insane but I'm genuinely packing bread for visiting my parents because they mostly eat corn tortillas and - I realize this is absolutely clown shoes - corn tortillas taste like root beer to me.
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM