Siddhartha Gudetama
@easybakeoff.bsky.social
Generally Regarded as Silly.
I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member.
On a journey of meaning
She/They
I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member.
On a journey of meaning
She/They
Pinned
put down your swords and pick up your plowshares right this fucking moment you idiots
Wondering how things are today in the alternate universe where Steve Buscemi gets cast as George Costanza in Seinfeld
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Wondering how things are today in the alternate universe where Steve Buscemi gets cast as George Costanza in Seinfeld
When Rosalía said "perdí la fe in DC" I felt that shit
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When Rosalía said "perdí la fe in DC" I felt that shit
pero mi corazón nunca ha sido mío, yo siempre lo doy
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
pero mi corazón nunca ha sido mío, yo siempre lo doy
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Friend turned me on to the Rosalía album this week and I’m mad I lost a month I could’ve been listening to it
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Friend turned me on to the Rosalía album this week and I’m mad I lost a month I could’ve been listening to it
In consideration I should be glad,
I’ve got more love than I could have hoped for
I’ve got more love than I could have hoped for
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
In consideration I should be glad,
I’ve got more love than I could have hoped for
I’ve got more love than I could have hoped for
LUX by Rosalía lifechanging album alert
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LUX by Rosalía lifechanging album alert
What wouldn’t I do for a Klondike Bar?
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What wouldn’t I do for a Klondike Bar?
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
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If you look at how washing machine technology has advanced, there is a high probability, possibly super high probability, we're living in a washing machine
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you look at how washing machine technology has advanced, there is a high probability, possibly super high probability, we're living in a washing machine
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Socialism with bimbo characteristics
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Socialism with bimbo characteristics
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speaks to the 40-year-old demographics of the site that "spatchcocking" was one of the major memes of the last week
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
speaks to the 40-year-old demographics of the site that "spatchcocking" was one of the major memes of the last week
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I’m not sure what they are the chiefs of, but it sure can’t be catching the ball
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m not sure what they are the chiefs of, but it sure can’t be catching the ball
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"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T inherit great wealth and vast estates."
Heir Bud
Heir Bud
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T inherit great wealth and vast estates."
Heir Bud
Heir Bud
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
You cannot make me care about what Alan Dershowitz thinks
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
You cannot make me care about what Alan Dershowitz thinks
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
The guy who got his tongue bitten off by a woman he was sexually assaulting? That Vince Shlomi?
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
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November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The guy who got his tongue bitten off by a woman he was sexually assaulting? That Vince Shlomi?
They shoulda given Taylor Swift one of these before the Eras tour
modern day version of the guy who was supposed to ride along with roman generals in triumphal parades and constantly whisper "remember, you are mortal" in his ear so the cheering crowds don't drive him insane
It's wild that you can see the *exact moment* their brains collectively shattered
I'm never not thinking about @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social's suggestion that every billionaire get a humanities grad student assigned to monitor their media consumption and group chats
I'm never not thinking about @inbedwiththeright.bsky.social's suggestion that every billionaire get a humanities grad student assigned to monitor their media consumption and group chats
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
They shoulda given Taylor Swift one of these before the Eras tour
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at the end of the day I just feel like, if I was *going* to have learned what felching was from the Secretary of Health and Human Services, that the context around that lesson should have been entirely different
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
at the end of the day I just feel like, if I was *going* to have learned what felching was from the Secretary of Health and Human Services, that the context around that lesson should have been entirely different
When the two wolves inside you are Graham Platner and John Fetterman
Everybody at the airport always flips the fuck out about my "I have a bomb" neck tattoo even though I have a doctor's note
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
When the two wolves inside you are Graham Platner and John Fetterman
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At long last we have reinvented original sin from the famous story Don’t Commit the Original Sin
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
At long last we have reinvented original sin from the famous story Don’t Commit the Original Sin