Deus Ex MacGuffin
@dxmacguffin.bsky.social
Extremely cursed human. #Metalhead #Discordian
2 time survivor of 70000 Tons of Metal
2 time survivor of 70000 Tons of Metal
Just installed the October CU for Windows 11 and got a nice surprise.
Microsoft's Phone Link feature now supports iOS! I've used a Google Voice number for years because I like to text from my PC. Google just lost that edge.
Way to go MS, this is an awesome improvement! Home run! #Microsoft #ios
Microsoft's Phone Link feature now supports iOS! I've used a Google Voice number for years because I like to text from my PC. Google just lost that edge.
Way to go MS, this is an awesome improvement! Home run! #Microsoft #ios
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just installed the October CU for Windows 11 and got a nice surprise.
Microsoft's Phone Link feature now supports iOS! I've used a Google Voice number for years because I like to text from my PC. Google just lost that edge.
Way to go MS, this is an awesome improvement! Home run! #Microsoft #ios
Microsoft's Phone Link feature now supports iOS! I've used a Google Voice number for years because I like to text from my PC. Google just lost that edge.
Way to go MS, this is an awesome improvement! Home run! #Microsoft #ios
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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“look at this photo of a TURD i found in a SEWER! i went into the sewer and it was all STINKY and GROSS and this turd was RIGHT THERE! it’s HORRIBLE isn’t it? please rt!”
- what you sound like when you share screenshots of political tweets
- what you sound like when you share screenshots of political tweets
July 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“look at this photo of a TURD i found in a SEWER! i went into the sewer and it was all STINKY and GROSS and this turd was RIGHT THERE! it’s HORRIBLE isn’t it? please rt!”
- what you sound like when you share screenshots of political tweets
- what you sound like when you share screenshots of political tweets
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The most exhilarating part about skinny dipping is when all of the water park attendants start chasing after you.
May 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The most exhilarating part about skinny dipping is when all of the water park attendants start chasing after you.
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BREAKING: Hello Kitty Has Finally Been Given a Mouth. She Hasn’t Stopped Screaming Since.
May 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
BREAKING: Hello Kitty Has Finally Been Given a Mouth. She Hasn’t Stopped Screaming Since.
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I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social
May 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m proud to join the great Cyndi Lauper in the fight for women’s rights & healthcare. Go to www.bonfire.com/girlswantrights2025 to get a shirt and learn more about the #GirlsJustWantToHaveFundamentalRights Fund. @tidescommunity.bsky.social
Oh shit someone took down 4 Chan! I guess all the racist cops will have to migrate over to Twitter.
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh shit someone took down 4 Chan! I guess all the racist cops will have to migrate over to Twitter.
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Haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by it's cover"?
Just because a book is held shut by a magical lock, has a living eyeball that looks at you, and is bound in human skin, does not mean it's cursed.
Now would you please give me my chainsaw and shotgun back so we can kill these demons?
Just because a book is held shut by a magical lock, has a living eyeball that looks at you, and is bound in human skin, does not mean it's cursed.
Now would you please give me my chainsaw and shotgun back so we can kill these demons?
April 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by it's cover"?
Just because a book is held shut by a magical lock, has a living eyeball that looks at you, and is bound in human skin, does not mean it's cursed.
Now would you please give me my chainsaw and shotgun back so we can kill these demons?
Just because a book is held shut by a magical lock, has a living eyeball that looks at you, and is bound in human skin, does not mean it's cursed.
Now would you please give me my chainsaw and shotgun back so we can kill these demons?
Happy Monday! On this day in 1561, a mob of space aliens attacked each other in the sky over the Roman city of Nuremberg. This wiki article contains a helpful illustration of what 16th century space alien attacks looked like.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_ce...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_ce...
1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
April 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Monday! On this day in 1561, a mob of space aliens attacked each other in the sky over the Roman city of Nuremberg. This wiki article contains a helpful illustration of what 16th century space alien attacks looked like.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_ce...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1561_ce...
Top super mega secret war plans. Do not read unless you have clearance
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April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Top super mega secret war plans. Do not read unless you have clearance
😲😡💣💥🖕
😲😡💣💥🖕
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?"
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
March 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?"
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
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would you dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
March 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
would you dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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When you ask for more than you can actually handle
March 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you ask for more than you can actually handle
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it was so cool how the original half-life expansions showed you the events at black mesa from a new character's perspective
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it was so cool how the original half-life expansions showed you the events at black mesa from a new character's perspective
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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It looks like they arrested Yosemite Sam. And apparently he sells weed.
March 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It looks like they arrested Yosemite Sam. And apparently he sells weed.
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Marco Rubio will be in Quebec City 🇨🇦 Wednesday-Friday (March 12-14). Given the 🇺🇸 egg shortage, please place however many dozen eggs you can afford in a very hot place until March 11th and then hand-deliver them to the USA Secretary of State. Let the Trade War and threat of annexation yolk be on him.
March 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Marco Rubio will be in Quebec City 🇨🇦 Wednesday-Friday (March 12-14). Given the 🇺🇸 egg shortage, please place however many dozen eggs you can afford in a very hot place until March 11th and then hand-deliver them to the USA Secretary of State. Let the Trade War and threat of annexation yolk be on him.
I find my vocabulary woefully inadequate to describe how much Google Chrome is a steaming pile of software.
March 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I find my vocabulary woefully inadequate to describe how much Google Chrome is a steaming pile of software.
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old ...
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March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
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I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!
February 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!
🎶I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
‘Cause I’m the poorest man in all Belfast
And I cannot afford a car 🎶
And I would walk 500 more
‘Cause I’m the poorest man in all Belfast
And I cannot afford a car 🎶
February 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
🎶I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
‘Cause I’m the poorest man in all Belfast
And I cannot afford a car 🎶
And I would walk 500 more
‘Cause I’m the poorest man in all Belfast
And I cannot afford a car 🎶