MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"I can't take my dog for a walk down to the Pond anymore, the ducks keep attacking him."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"I can't take my dog for a walk down to the Pond anymore, the ducks keep attacking him."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"What do you say to a sad Sheep?"
"Shear-up."
"Shear-up."
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
"What do you say to a sad Sheep?"
"Shear-up."
"Shear-up."
"What do you call a sheep that's really good at singing?"
"A baa-ritone."
"A baa-ritone."
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
"What do you call a sheep that's really good at singing?"
"A baa-ritone."
"A baa-ritone."
"I took up oragami for a while, but I gave it up, there was just too much paperwork."
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"I took up oragami for a while, but I gave it up, there was just too much paperwork."
"Last night I became a cat."
"Don't ask meow."
"Don't ask meow."
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
"Last night I became a cat."
"Don't ask meow."
"Don't ask meow."
Reposted by MickDundee58
A Rugby player goes to the Doctors and says: "It hurts when I touch my arm, my leg and my head."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A Rugby player goes to the Doctors and says: "It hurts when I touch my arm, my leg and my head."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Saturday, ❤️February 14❤️, it is an overcast 18°C. I will be under instructions all day.😀 A slave for my 'better half' - Have a great day, keep smiling, updates later. 😀
February 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Saturday, ❤️February 14❤️, it is an overcast 18°C. I will be under instructions all day.😀 A slave for my 'better half' - Have a great day, keep smiling, updates later. 😀
"Why did the Biologist break up with the Physicist?"
"They had no Chemistry."
"They had no Chemistry."
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
"Why did the Biologist break up with the Physicist?"
"They had no Chemistry."
"They had no Chemistry."
"Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?"
"The reception was fantastic."
"The reception was fantastic."
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?"
"The reception was fantastic."
"The reception was fantastic."
"I seldom argue with vegetarians . . . I have no beef with them."
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 AM
"I seldom argue with vegetarians . . . I have no beef with them."
"Why did the transgender man only eat salad?"
Because he was a her before."
Because he was a her before."
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
"Why did the transgender man only eat salad?"
Because he was a her before."
Because he was a her before."
"Where do football players go when their jumper gets torn?"
"New Jersey."
"New Jersey."
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
"Where do football players go when their jumper gets torn?"
"New Jersey."
"New Jersey."
"I hear pottery isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"I hear pottery isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."