MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"When are grass seeds unhappy?"
"When they're for lawn."
"When they're for lawn."
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"When are grass seeds unhappy?"
"When they're for lawn."
"When they're for lawn."
"How do you cut a wave in half?"
"Use a sea saw."
"Use a sea saw."
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
"How do you cut a wave in half?"
"Use a sea saw."
"Use a sea saw."
"Once again, money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
February 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
"Once again, money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
Today Donald Trump said he has "One of the greatest Memories of all time."
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Today Donald Trump said he has "One of the greatest Memories of all time."
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it."
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it."
"I'd think of a white wine pun . . . but I'd just draw a blanc . . ."
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
"I'd think of a white wine pun . . . but I'd just draw a blanc . . ."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Tuesday, February 17, it is a pleasant 17°C. New coats for horses as recent wet weather has brought swarms of mosquitos, which just love them. Take care, have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Tuesday, February 17, it is a pleasant 17°C. New coats for horses as recent wet weather has brought swarms of mosquitos, which just love them. Take care, have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
"I'm not a fan of toilet humour . . . Butt."
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"I'm not a fan of toilet humour . . . Butt."
"What did the Waiter say to the person ordering pancakes?"
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
"What did the Waiter say to the person ordering pancakes?"
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"I think it's wrong that only one Company makes the game Monopoly."
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"I think it's wrong that only one Company makes the game Monopoly."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Monday, February 16 it is another overcast day, 18°C-25°C. Visitors 10 am, then I'll try to get as much yard work done today as possible. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later.
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Monday, February 16 it is another overcast day, 18°C-25°C. Visitors 10 am, then I'll try to get as much yard work done today as possible. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later.
"Age is just a number, is totally irrelevant. Unless of course you happen to be a bottle of wine."
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"Age is just a number, is totally irrelevant. Unless of course you happen to be a bottle of wine."
"If a King sleeps on a King sized bed and a Queen on a Queen sized bed, what does a Prince sleep on?"
"An Heir mattress."
"An Heir mattress."
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
"If a King sleeps on a King sized bed and a Queen on a Queen sized bed, what does a Prince sleep on?"
"An Heir mattress."
"An Heir mattress."
"I was robbed by a cab driver when visiting the Great Pyramids."
"Egypt me."
"Egypt me."
February 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
"I was robbed by a cab driver when visiting the Great Pyramids."
"Egypt me."
"Egypt me."
"Why did the Mexican take anti-depressant medication?"
"For hispanic attacks."
"For hispanic attacks."
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"Why did the Mexican take anti-depressant medication?"
"For hispanic attacks."
"For hispanic attacks."
"I asked a German girl for her phone number, I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits."
"So far I've only got nine."
"So far I've only got nine."
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"I asked a German girl for her phone number, I'm still waiting for the rest of the digits."
"So far I've only got nine."
"So far I've only got nine."
Boss: "Did you get any orders today?"
Salesman: "Yes!"
Boss: "How many?"
Salesman: "Two "
Boss: "What were they?"
Salesman: Get Out!" & "Stay Out!"
Salesman: "Yes!"
Boss: "How many?"
Salesman: "Two "
Boss: "What were they?"
Salesman: Get Out!" & "Stay Out!"
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Boss: "Did you get any orders today?"
Salesman: "Yes!"
Boss: "How many?"
Salesman: "Two "
Boss: "What were they?"
Salesman: Get Out!" & "Stay Out!"
Salesman: "Yes!"
Boss: "How many?"
Salesman: "Two "
Boss: "What were they?"
Salesman: Get Out!" & "Stay Out!"
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Sunday, February 15, it is a drizzly 18°C. Light rain predicted all day, so watching USPGA from Pebble Beach, Day 3 Bhatia leading at -21 after 8 holes today. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Sunday, February 15, it is a drizzly 18°C. Light rain predicted all day, so watching USPGA from Pebble Beach, Day 3 Bhatia leading at -21 after 8 holes today. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
"I can't take my dog for a walk down to the Pond anymore, the ducks keep attacking him."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"I can't take my dog for a walk down to the Pond anymore, the ducks keep attacking him."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"It's my fault for buying a pure bread dog."
"What do you say to a sad Sheep?"
"Shear-up."
"Shear-up."
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
"What do you say to a sad Sheep?"
"Shear-up."
"Shear-up."
"What do you call a sheep that's really good at singing?"
"A baa-ritone."
"A baa-ritone."
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
"What do you call a sheep that's really good at singing?"
"A baa-ritone."
"A baa-ritone."
"I took up oragami for a while, but I gave it up, there was just too much paperwork."
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"I took up oragami for a while, but I gave it up, there was just too much paperwork."
"Last night I became a cat."
"Don't ask meow."
"Don't ask meow."
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
"Last night I became a cat."
"Don't ask meow."
"Don't ask meow."
Reposted by MickDundee58
A Rugby player goes to the Doctors and says: "It hurts when I touch my arm, my leg and my head."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A Rugby player goes to the Doctors and says: "It hurts when I touch my arm, my leg and my head."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."
The Doctor replies: "You've broken your finger."