MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"There is a mouse called In and a mouse called Out, how did Out know that In had died?"
"Instincts."
"Instincts."
February 19, 2026 at 7:09 AM
"There is a mouse called In and a mouse called Out, how did Out know that In had died?"
"Instincts."
"Instincts."
"What do you call a Cat that loves to bowl?"
"An Alley Cat."
"An Alley Cat."
February 19, 2026 at 6:58 AM
"What do you call a Cat that loves to bowl?"
"An Alley Cat."
"An Alley Cat."
"What did the Trailer and the Truck do after they fell in love?"
"They got hitched."
"They got hitched."
February 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"What did the Trailer and the Truck do after they fell in love?"
"They got hitched."
"They got hitched."
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I am bottom row- 3rd from right - spotted dress!
February 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I am bottom row- 3rd from right - spotted dress!
Good afternoon from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 12.00 p.m., on Thursday, February 19, it is a sunny 27°C. I've just finished 5 hours working in paddocks, time for feet uo and a cold beer. Take care, enjoy your day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Good afternoon from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 12.00 p.m., on Thursday, February 19, it is a sunny 27°C. I've just finished 5 hours working in paddocks, time for feet uo and a cold beer. Take care, enjoy your day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"Mum asked me to put sauce on the grocery list . . . now I can't read it."
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 AM
"Mum asked me to put sauce on the grocery list . . . now I can't read it."
Good evening from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where in February 2026 we are now virtually the safest place to live in the world.
No stats to back this statement up, but I can leave my doors and car unlocked with no concerns, done this daily for past 50 years.
No stats to back this statement up, but I can leave my doors and car unlocked with no concerns, done this daily for past 50 years.
February 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Good evening from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where in February 2026 we are now virtually the safest place to live in the world.
No stats to back this statement up, but I can leave my doors and car unlocked with no concerns, done this daily for past 50 years.
No stats to back this statement up, but I can leave my doors and car unlocked with no concerns, done this daily for past 50 years.
"I wanted to make a joke about criminals . . . but I was afraid it would get stolen."
February 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
"I wanted to make a joke about criminals . . . but I was afraid it would get stolen."
"Why did the Policeman join 'Dancing with Stars'?"
"Because Police no longer have Balls."
"Because Police no longer have Balls."
February 18, 2026 at 7:07 AM
"Why did the Policeman join 'Dancing with Stars'?"
"Because Police no longer have Balls."
"Because Police no longer have Balls."
"What do you get when you put a cabbage in a wood chipper?"
"Slaw dust."
"Slaw dust."
February 18, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"What do you get when you put a cabbage in a wood chipper?"
"Slaw dust."
"Slaw dust."
"I don't tell satellite jokes, they're always over your head, and never land."
February 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
"I don't tell satellite jokes, they're always over your head, and never land."
"Why did the puppy chase its tail?"
"It was trying to make ends meet."
"It was trying to make ends meet."
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
"Why did the puppy chase its tail?"
"It was trying to make ends meet."
"It was trying to make ends meet."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Wednesday, February 18, it is a warm 23°C heading towards a hot 37°C this afternoon. Can I get any of my friends to post an old school photo?
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling.😀
Dundee, Scotland, 1954. (I'm top left).
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling.😀
Dundee, Scotland, 1954. (I'm top left).
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Wednesday, February 18, it is a warm 23°C heading towards a hot 37°C this afternoon. Can I get any of my friends to post an old school photo?
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling.😀
Dundee, Scotland, 1954. (I'm top left).
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling.😀
Dundee, Scotland, 1954. (I'm top left).
"When are grass seeds unhappy?"
"When they're for lawn."
"When they're for lawn."
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"When are grass seeds unhappy?"
"When they're for lawn."
"When they're for lawn."
"How do you cut a wave in half?"
"Use a sea saw."
"Use a sea saw."
February 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
"How do you cut a wave in half?"
"Use a sea saw."
"Use a sea saw."
"Once again, money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
February 17, 2026 at 7:20 AM
"Once again, money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"They're beginning to suspect Stevie Nicks."
Today Donald Trump said he has "One of the greatest Memories of all time."
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Today Donald Trump said he has "One of the greatest Memories of all time."
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
It was the time he walked into the 'Miss Teen USA' Dressing Room.
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it."
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it."
"I'd think of a white wine pun . . . but I'd just draw a blanc . . ."
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
"I'd think of a white wine pun . . . but I'd just draw a blanc . . ."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Tuesday, February 17, it is a pleasant 17°C. New coats for horses as recent wet weather has brought swarms of mosquitos, which just love them. Take care, have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Tuesday, February 17, it is a pleasant 17°C. New coats for horses as recent wet weather has brought swarms of mosquitos, which just love them. Take care, have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
"I'm not a fan of toilet humour . . . Butt."
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"I'm not a fan of toilet humour . . . Butt."
"What did the Waiter say to the person ordering pancakes?"
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
"What did the Waiter say to the person ordering pancakes?"
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"They won't be long, they'll be round."
"I think it's wrong that only one Company makes the game Monopoly."
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
"I think it's wrong that only one Company makes the game Monopoly."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Monday, February 16 it is another overcast day, 18°C-25°C. Visitors 10 am, then I'll try to get as much yard work done today as possible. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later.
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Monday, February 16 it is another overcast day, 18°C-25°C. Visitors 10 am, then I'll try to get as much yard work done today as possible. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later.
"Age is just a number, is totally irrelevant. Unless of course you happen to be a bottle of wine."
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 AM
"Age is just a number, is totally irrelevant. Unless of course you happen to be a bottle of wine."