MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"Why did the Biologist break up with the Physicist?"
"They had no Chemistry."
"They had no Chemistry."
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
"Why did the Biologist break up with the Physicist?"
"They had no Chemistry."
"They had no Chemistry."
"Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?"
"The reception was fantastic."
"The reception was fantastic."
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 AM
"Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?"
"The reception was fantastic."
"The reception was fantastic."
"I seldom argue with vegetarians . . . I have no beef with them."
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 AM
"I seldom argue with vegetarians . . . I have no beef with them."
"Why did the transgender man only eat salad?"
Because he was a her before."
Because he was a her before."
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
"Why did the transgender man only eat salad?"
Because he was a her before."
Because he was a her before."
"Where do football players go when their jumper gets torn?"
"New Jersey."
"New Jersey."
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
"Where do football players go when their jumper gets torn?"
"New Jersey."
"New Jersey."
"I hear pottery isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"I hear pottery isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."
"What do you call a story that makes time stand still?"
"A suspense novel."
"A suspense novel."
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
"What do you call a story that makes time stand still?"
"A suspense novel."
"A suspense novel."
"The clock thief was caught. Now he's doing time."
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"The clock thief was caught. Now he's doing time."
"Why did the Time Traveller cross the Road?"
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Why did the Time Traveller cross the Road?"
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Wednesday, February 11, it is a misty 23°C, animals sporting their new 'wet look'. Better half has her 'girls day' out with ex work mates today. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Wednesday, February 11, it is a misty 23°C, animals sporting their new 'wet look'. Better half has her 'girls day' out with ex work mates today. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"What did the Boy Band that played classical music call itself?"
"The Bach Street Boys."
"The Bach Street Boys."
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
"What did the Boy Band that played classical music call itself?"
"The Bach Street Boys."
"The Bach Street Boys."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?"
"Aye matey."
"Aye matey."
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 AM
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?"
"Aye matey."
"Aye matey."
Lotto: "The adult version of Fairy Tales."
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Lotto: "The adult version of Fairy Tales."
"Why did the cupcake go to Florida for a holiday?"
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
"Why did the cupcake go to Florida for a holiday?"
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."