MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 10 am on Friday, February 13, it is an overcast 19°C. Some shopping then Club for lunch, and visitors this afternoon. Hope you are all prepared for Valentines Day tomorrow. Keep smiling, I am. 😀
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
"I used to be a Banker . . . but I lost interest."
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
"What's the hardest part about building with blocks?"
"Learning to Lego."
"Learning to Lego."
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"Dad jokes about food?"
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Let me stew on that a little."
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
February 12, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"Did you hear about the golfer who didn't have any metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."
"He was iron deficient."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
"When I was a kid my brother told me there was Treasure at the bottom of the Well . . . I fell for it."
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Good morniing (still) from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11.45 am on Thursday, February 12, it is an overcast 24°C. Just sitting down for brunch (breakfast & lunch), been working in yard since 6 am, time to rest up. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. 😀
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"Why is ice-cream so bad at tennis?"
"It has a soft serve."
"It has a soft serve."
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"I was going to post a joke about sewing . . . but I ran out of material."
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 AM
"How do you read a book about plants?"
"You leaf through it."
"You leaf through it."
"What do you call a story that makes time stand still?"
"A suspense novel."
"A suspense novel."
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 AM
"What do you call a story that makes time stand still?"
"A suspense novel."
"A suspense novel."
"The clock thief was caught. Now he's doing time."
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"The clock thief was caught. Now he's doing time."
"Why did the Time Traveller cross the Road?"
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Why did the Time Traveller cross the Road?"
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
"To count the chicken before it was hatched."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Wednesday, February 11, it is a misty 23°C, animals sporting their new 'wet look'. Better half has her 'girls day' out with ex work mates today. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Wednesday, February 11, it is a misty 23°C, animals sporting their new 'wet look'. Better half has her 'girls day' out with ex work mates today. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"What did the Boy Band that played classical music call itself?"
"The Bach Street Boys."
"The Bach Street Boys."
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
"What did the Boy Band that played classical music call itself?"
"The Bach Street Boys."
"The Bach Street Boys."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?"
"Aye matey."
"Aye matey."
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 AM
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?"
"Aye matey."
"Aye matey."
Lotto: "The adult version of Fairy Tales."
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Lotto: "The adult version of Fairy Tales."
"Why did the cupcake go to Florida for a holiday?"
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
February 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
"Why did the cupcake go to Florida for a holiday?"
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
"Because it wanted to visit Orlan-dough."
"Why should you never skate on a Duck Pond?"
"Because the ice might quak."
"Because the ice might quak."
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"Why should you never skate on a Duck Pond?"
"Because the ice might quak."
"Because the ice might quak."
9.15 am at Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, front lawn done, edges done, bush's trimmed, paths brushed and hosed. I've been watered, now for top back lawn, hedges & trees. Tools needed hedger, whipper snipper, lawn mower, ladder, battery charger, water bottle, estimated finish 11.45 am. 😀
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
9.15 am at Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, front lawn done, edges done, bush's trimmed, paths brushed and hosed. I've been watered, now for top back lawn, hedges & trees. Tools needed hedger, whipper snipper, lawn mower, ladder, battery charger, water bottle, estimated finish 11.45 am. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am on Tuesday, February 20, it's a lovely 21°C and fine. Heaps of lawns & gardens to do today as nothing done due to bad weather past 3 days. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. Can't start mower before 7.30 am, noise restrictions.😀
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am on Tuesday, February 20, it's a lovely 21°C and fine. Heaps of lawns & gardens to do today as nothing done due to bad weather past 3 days. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. Can't start mower before 7.30 am, noise restrictions.😀
A man wearing transparent clothes ran into the Drs and said: "Doctor help me, I think I'm going insane."
The Doctor said, "well I can obviously see you're nuts."
The Doctor said, "well I can obviously see you're nuts."
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
A man wearing transparent clothes ran into the Drs and said: "Doctor help me, I think I'm going insane."
The Doctor said, "well I can obviously see you're nuts."
The Doctor said, "well I can obviously see you're nuts."
"What causes some boats to become 'party' boats?"
"Pier pressure."
"Pier pressure."
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"What causes some boats to become 'party' boats?"
"Pier pressure."
"Pier pressure."
"Where did the flying boat land?"
"At the air-port."
"At the air-port."
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
"Where did the flying boat land?"
"At the air-port."
"At the air-port."