MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, where at 8.30 am on Sunday, November 24 it is 19°C and another cloudy day. May be a day to put the feet up in front of TV. I'm 'shopped out' so looks like TV or Club. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, where at 8.30 am on Sunday, November 24 it is 19°C and another cloudy day. May be a day to put the feet up in front of TV. I'm 'shopped out' so looks like TV or Club. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
"If Peter Parker were to retire from 'crime fighting', he could always go into 'Web Design.'
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"If Peter Parker were to retire from 'crime fighting', he could always go into 'Web Design.'
"If not using commas was a crime . . . would it result in long sentences?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"If not using commas was a crime . . . would it result in long sentences?"
"How did computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?"
"They just ransomware."
"They just ransomware."
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
"How did computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?"
"They just ransomware."
"They just ransomware."
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(1) A Viking couple, Sven and Sigyn, were arguing about whether it was raining or sleeting.
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
(1) A Viking couple, Sven and Sigyn, were arguing about whether it was raining or sleeting.
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
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(2) "What do you think Rudolph?" said Sven, "is it raining or sleeting?"
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
(2) "What do you think Rudolph?" said Sven, "is it raining or sleeting?"
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
"To keep up to date the Mafia have decided to get into 'online crime'. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal."
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"To keep up to date the Mafia have decided to get into 'online crime'. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal."
(2) "What do you think Rudolph?" said Sven, "is it raining or sleeting?"
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
(2) "What do you think Rudolph?" said Sven, "is it raining or sleeting?"
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
"It's definitely raining" replied Rudolph.
"See!" said Sigyn to her husband. "Rudolph The Red knows rain dear."
(1) A Viking couple, Sven and Sigyn, were arguing about whether it was raining or sleeting.
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
(1) A Viking couple, Sven and Sigyn, were arguing about whether it was raining or sleeting.
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
Sigyn was sure it was raining. Sven insisted it was sleeting.
Their friend Rudolph The Red stopped by:
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Saturday, November 22, at 8.30 am, it is a less than sunny 19°C. But we're not going to let the weather stop us from enjoying our weekend. Off to Christmas Shop.
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Saturday, November 22, at 8.30 am, it is a less than sunny 19°C. But we're not going to let the weather stop us from enjoying our weekend. Off to Christmas Shop.
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
Have a great day, take care, keep smiling. 😀
"Did you hear about the new Tampon that has tinsel instead of string?"
"It's only available for the Christmas period."
"It's only available for the Christmas period."
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"Did you hear about the new Tampon that has tinsel instead of string?"
"It's only available for the Christmas period."
"It's only available for the Christmas period."
Still a little stormy, not much rain, only a continual drizzle. 😀
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Still a little stormy, not much rain, only a continual drizzle. 😀
I bought a Christmas tree the other day, the guy who sold it to me asked if I was going to put it up myself; I said: "No! I'll probably put it in the loungeroom."
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I bought a Christmas tree the other day, the guy who sold it to me asked if I was going to put it up myself; I said: "No! I'll probably put it in the loungeroom."
"Why was the letter 'E' the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?"
"Because the rest of the letters are not-e."
"Because the rest of the letters are not-e."
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
"Why was the letter 'E' the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?"
"Because the rest of the letters are not-e."
"Because the rest of the letters are not-e."
My wife (Venetta Gay) has nearly finished putting up and decorating Christmas tree, she has around 300 seperate ornaments on it, only lights to go. 😀
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My wife (Venetta Gay) has nearly finished putting up and decorating Christmas tree, she has around 300 seperate ornaments on it, only lights to go. 😀
"Why is Christmas like a cat on the beach?"
"They both have sandy claws."
"They both have sandy claws."
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Why is Christmas like a cat on the beach?"
"They both have sandy claws."
"They both have sandy claws."
"What happened to the guy who lit a fire in his canoe to keep warm?"
"He learnt that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"He learnt that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"What happened to the guy who lit a fire in his canoe to keep warm?"
"He learnt that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"He learnt that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"How can you tell the difference between tinned Peaches and tinned Pears?"
"Open the tin."
"Open the tin."
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"How can you tell the difference between tinned Peaches and tinned Pears?"
"Open the tin."
"Open the tin."
Local shopping centre, wet and miserable, may have to change out of my shorts and T-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Local shopping centre, wet and miserable, may have to change out of my shorts and T-shirt.
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Friday, November 21, it is a wet 16°C, had a bit of a storm last night, rain may have settled in for a few days, may get Christmas decorations up. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Friday, November 21, it is a wet 16°C, had a bit of a storm last night, rain may have settled in for a few days, may get Christmas decorations up. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
A ham sandwich walks into a Bar and orders a beer, the Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A ham sandwich walks into a Bar and orders a beer, the Bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
"You can put a man on the Moon, but you're not allowed to moon a man."
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"You can put a man on the Moon, but you're not allowed to moon a man."
"Did you hear about the 'Racing Snail' who got rid of his shell?"
"He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish."
"He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish."
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"Did you hear about the 'Racing Snail' who got rid of his shell?"
"He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish."
"He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish."
"What is the least spoken language in the World?"
"Sign Language."
"Sign Language."
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"What is the least spoken language in the World?"
"Sign Language."
"Sign Language."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am, Thursday, November 20, it is an overcast 20°C and looking like we may have a storm brewing. I washed sheets & pillow slips, ready to go on line. Hope they dry before the storm. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am, Thursday, November 20, it is an overcast 20°C and looking like we may have a storm brewing. I washed sheets & pillow slips, ready to go on line. Hope they dry before the storm. Have a great day, keep smiling. Talk later. 😀