Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)
@dvaleris.bsky.social
Professional book critic, amateur cellist, full-time polymath. Occasional game designer, perpetual game enthusiast. Mom of 3 in the DMV. Arsenal till I die. S/H
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Can't fully move over here without my pinned post video of my kids' future stepdad Declan Rice 😍
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Hey all, it's been awhile since we provided an update.
We want to let you all know that the final amount of $105,711.24 USD (after fees) was received by UNRWA USA. Thank you to everyone again for your support.
And remember, the fight for Palestine's freedom continues.
We want to let you all know that the final amount of $105,711.24 USD (after fees) was received by UNRWA USA. Thank you to everyone again for your support.
And remember, the fight for Palestine's freedom continues.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hey all, it's been awhile since we provided an update.
We want to let you all know that the final amount of $105,711.24 USD (after fees) was received by UNRWA USA. Thank you to everyone again for your support.
And remember, the fight for Palestine's freedom continues.
We want to let you all know that the final amount of $105,711.24 USD (after fees) was received by UNRWA USA. Thank you to everyone again for your support.
And remember, the fight for Palestine's freedom continues.
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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My guess is Mosquera, with Hincapié in reserve to sub for either him or MLS.
With Gabriel out, how might Arsenal replace him?
#AFC blessed with a number of alternatives, but my personal hunch is that the time is ripe for Piero Hincapie to step up.
For @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
#AFC blessed with a number of alternatives, but my personal hunch is that the time is ripe for Piero Hincapie to step up.
For @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
With Arsenal missing Gabriel, who should Mikel Arteta call on as replacement?
Gabriel is expected to spend a period on the sidelines - so how should Arsenal replace him at the back?
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My guess is Mosquera, with Hincapié in reserve to sub for either him or MLS.
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And it's a tie at the World Narcissism Grand Final.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And it's a tie at the World Narcissism Grand Final.
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He’s calling for the execution of congressional military veterans.
Is there ever a line for the demented cult otherwise known as the GOP?
The completely and utterly deranged POTUS, who constantly acts like a completely unhinged maniac, has now called for killing Democrats in Congress who say the military shouldn’t follow *ILLEGAL* orders. He is a fucking lunatic.
The completely and utterly deranged POTUS, who constantly acts like a completely unhinged maniac, has now called for killing Democrats in Congress who say the military shouldn’t follow *ILLEGAL* orders. He is a fucking lunatic.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He’s calling for the execution of congressional military veterans.
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Contextually, "ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter" is a harder line than most in the rap game right now...🤔😅
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Contextually, "ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter" is a harder line than most in the rap game right now...🤔😅
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George Soros, every day:
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
George Soros, every day:
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And this money came from where?
United States paid Eswatini $5.1M to accept deportees from third countries, Eswatini’s finance minister confirmed to Reuters.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
And this money came from where?
Side eyeing the CMA Awards while I spin up Megan Moroney's I'll Be Fine again
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Side eyeing the CMA Awards while I spin up Megan Moroney's I'll Be Fine again
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Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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This is why I have zero patience for people who never shut up about the imaginary crime wave.
Seeing a homeless encampment is sad, unsettling, even disturbing. But you are not in danger, and what you're feeling isn't real fear.
Seeing a homeless encampment is sad, unsettling, even disturbing. But you are not in danger, and what you're feeling isn't real fear.
When we talk about abuse and violence, I am struck by the chasm between people who have been legitimately afraid for their lives and people who have not. Once you cross, you can't go back, and no amount of empathy makes people who have not crossed understand.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is why I have zero patience for people who never shut up about the imaginary crime wave.
Seeing a homeless encampment is sad, unsettling, even disturbing. But you are not in danger, and what you're feeling isn't real fear.
Seeing a homeless encampment is sad, unsettling, even disturbing. But you are not in danger, and what you're feeling isn't real fear.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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nwsl gonna let her WALK?! wearing her club jersey as a GOWN?!
Trinity Rodman killing it on the blue carpet tonight! #NWSL
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
nwsl gonna let her WALK?! wearing her club jersey as a GOWN?!
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Absolutely unhinged. The opposite — in almost every case — of what the “free speech warriors” claimed they wanted. It was always, as it so often is, just about control.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Absolutely unhinged. The opposite — in almost every case — of what the “free speech warriors” claimed they wanted. It was always, as it so often is, just about control.
Reminder that the 1918 influenza killed millions of healthy adults first because contagions don't give a shit about this kind of eugenics
It doesn’t matter how much you exercise or how many veggies you eat when it comes to a pandemic.
These things will not stop it, and the shitbirds that Trump has installed in leading public health positions should be fired for even suggesting it would.
These things will not stop it, and the shitbirds that Trump has installed in leading public health positions should be fired for even suggesting it would.
RFK Jr.’s Miasma Theory of Health Is Spreading
The NIH is picking up Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s argument that a healthy immune system can keep even pandemic germs at bay.
www.theatlantic.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reminder that the 1918 influenza killed millions of healthy adults first because contagions don't give a shit about this kind of eugenics
Been puttering around during the 1st half and am finally sat at my PC for the Arsenal-Real game. Despite being 1 behind, I don't feel we're as poor overall as I'd feared going into this match. We'll see how much the game interferes w work (or vice versa, lol) in the 2nd
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Been puttering around during the 1st half and am finally sat at my PC for the Arsenal-Real game. Despite being 1 behind, I don't feel we're as poor overall as I'd feared going into this match. We'll see how much the game interferes w work (or vice versa, lol) in the 2nd
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lol just saw a business defending itself by saying they "HAD to use AI to keep up with the competition," which is like saying you HAVE to eat that big pile of horse shit because the guy next to you just put TWO scoops on his plate and now there's hardly any left
Saw some gig posters using Ai and that’s no good. Gig posters are a lot of artists first gig, they’re fucking with the ecosystem of students getting £20 so I’m making stickers because thermal label printers are our cheapest propaganda tool
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
lol just saw a business defending itself by saying they "HAD to use AI to keep up with the competition," which is like saying you HAVE to eat that big pile of horse shit because the guy next to you just put TWO scoops on his plate and now there's hardly any left
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Wow.
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wow.
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?
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things you see while out for a walk. presenting the geng-car
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
things you see while out for a walk. presenting the geng-car
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we should resign kieran & get tesco as the new sponsor, just for lols
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
we should resign kieran & get tesco as the new sponsor, just for lols
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Oh really? Republicans say those glorifying violence should be removed from positions of trust? Like perhaps the presidency? Or as secretary of defense/war? Or as a life-tenured federal judge?
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh really? Republicans say those glorifying violence should be removed from positions of trust? Like perhaps the presidency? Or as secretary of defense/war? Or as a life-tenured federal judge?
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That's right!
The shop is now open and will be so til December 12th, midnight (cst.)
AND
There is a discount code/link for 50% off!
Use the link below or put in the code TAKEITALL50 at check out.
ko-fi.com/beyondwhatis...
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
BUY COOL ART FROM N! They're cool!
They are also the master of bringing your shitpost to artistic life.
They are also the master of bringing your shitpost to artistic life.
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"Why SHOULDN'T government be run like a business?"
Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better.
You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes
Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better.
You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"Why SHOULDN'T government be run like a business?"
Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better.
You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes
Because the goals are diametrically opposed and mutually exclusive. Businesses exist to make money. Governments exist to make people's lives better.
You ask if the fire dept is successful at putting out fires and saving people, not the $ it makes