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turbo granny's favorite titty
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Part-time jiver who occasionally shucks.
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the vibe today
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The tattooed guy from "Memento" but it's all my passwords.
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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And this word:
December 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
This is really interesting because in Sierra Leonean Krio, we use the word “palaba” or “palava” to capture when someone is making a ruckus or trouble for others!!! I wonder if they’re related? 🧐
Thanks. The Turkish "palavra" means just about any and every shade of "bullshit". I'm putting them together, if you don't mind.

"Wahala palavra" just rolls off the tongue.
January 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”.

It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck.

I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work.

Because—- *gestures at everything*

See wahala?!???
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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born to investigate the strange glow and loud hum in the woods, forced to observe it from an office building window
January 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
(what choice do I have)
I fully intend to make it to 38 without knowing what the hell is going on
January 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I fully intend to make it to 38 without knowing what the hell is going on
January 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
it literally stands for Annihilation Impending. like who branded that?!
ok but when can we stop pretending AI is a good thing
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ok but when can we stop pretending AI is a good thing
January 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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your honor, do you think of me when we’re not together
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I'm just here to contribute to the collective confusion
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Why hit the gym to relieve stress when you can just hit the people who cause the stress and avoid the gym altogether?
January 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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[walking into a restaurant]

Host: would you like a table?

Me: no, floor for four
January 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I swear it’s not 1) hentai and not 2) furry porn!! It’s hilarious and odd and you should watch it wherever you can 🏴‍☠️
yeah yeah yeah happy new year and all’at but have y’all seen that #anime with the animal that dives into boobs every episode? #marginalservices
January 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
yeah yeah yeah happy new year and all’at but have y’all seen that #anime with the animal that dives into boobs every episode? #marginalservices
January 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
January 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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not now, sweetie, daddy's having a tantrum on the internet
January 4, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Have y’all seen the film American Fiction? I need someone to 40% gush about it with and 60% needle into its missed opportunities with!!
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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my clenched jaw is the only thing holding the universe together right now, you’re welcome or I’m sorry
December 31, 2024 at 5:03 AM
“Whirligig” because sometimes…things really just spun me round and round, allowing me to revisit and recreate myself. Introducing old realizations in new packaging. Seemingly endless.
Push” because I put so much of my all into just about everything I did. Eager, earnest, sheer force of will. It was beautiful, glorious at times. But also was the creator of my ultimate crash and burn.
If I could title my twenties, it’d either be “Push” or “Whirligig”
December 31, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Push” because I put so much of my all into just about everything I did. Eager, earnest, sheer force of will. It was beautiful, glorious at times. But also was the creator of my ultimate crash and burn.
If I could title my twenties, it’d either be “Push” or “Whirligig”
December 31, 2024 at 9:23 AM