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stacey
@dubiousunicorn.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I may never make it home from the war (the McDonalds double drive thru).
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I'm glad I'll never be held accountable for my crimes. that would suck!
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm glad I'll never be held accountable for my crimes. that would suck!
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This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is so true. Bring back computer rooms!
For the first time ever, I kind of messed up the green bean casserole. I used fresh green beans and they didn’t cook long enough so they were very crunchy. It wasn’t awful by any means, it’s just my favorite Thanksgiving dish. :(
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
For the first time ever, I kind of messed up the green bean casserole. I used fresh green beans and they didn’t cook long enough so they were very crunchy. It wasn’t awful by any means, it’s just my favorite Thanksgiving dish. :(
Ugh
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ugh
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
Many years ago I tweeted that I just couldn’t be friends with someone who likes Avatar and someone was legitimately sad about it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Many years ago I tweeted that I just couldn’t be friends with someone who likes Avatar and someone was legitimately sad about it.
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I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m just an Ally, but hard agree
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i am so glad we got another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant. we needed another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant, there were not enough burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurants in the area. can’t wait to try their burger pizza sandwich hot dogs
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i am so glad we got another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant. we needed another burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurant, there were not enough burger pizza sandwich hot dog restaurants in the area. can’t wait to try their burger pizza sandwich hot dogs
It sucks how terrible Welcome to Derry is. Mike and I just watch it to shit on it now. Why is Andy Muschietti so dedicated to horrible cartoonish Disney Channel CGI?
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It sucks how terrible Welcome to Derry is. Mike and I just watch it to shit on it now. Why is Andy Muschietti so dedicated to horrible cartoonish Disney Channel CGI?
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I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm going insane because people constantly recommend using AI for things and it is always, ALWAYS worse than repeatedly bashing my head on a brick.
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
It's like you have an actual problem & all anyone recommends is "have you tried talking to my cousin? He drinks bleach & doesn't wash his pants"
My period pain is radiating down my right leg and I’m mad that women are forced to just endure this shit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My period pain is radiating down my right leg and I’m mad that women are forced to just endure this shit.
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it's every girl's dream to unlock free shipping
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's every girl's dream to unlock free shipping
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Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ah fuck. Udo Kier died. He was fucking awesome. RIP
I gave a really nice horror author a bad review for their most recent book on Goodreads and I feel really bad about it. They nearly died of cancer and were very close to never writing another book at all, and now I’m the one asshole giving it a bad rating while everyone else praises it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I gave a really nice horror author a bad review for their most recent book on Goodreads and I feel really bad about it. They nearly died of cancer and were very close to never writing another book at all, and now I’m the one asshole giving it a bad rating while everyone else praises it.
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I’m sorry for the person I become when I can hear the electronics in the house
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m sorry for the person I become when I can hear the electronics in the house
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~holiday season sucks~
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
~holiday season sucks~
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Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president
So for any Huntington people that may not be aware… Camden Corner makes little desserts, one of them being white cake with homemade whipped cream in the middle, generously topped with strawberry donut filling. It’s amazing.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So for any Huntington people that may not be aware… Camden Corner makes little desserts, one of them being white cake with homemade whipped cream in the middle, generously topped with strawberry donut filling. It’s amazing.
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i just wanna be rich enough to not have to check the unit price at the grocery store.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i just wanna be rich enough to not have to check the unit price at the grocery store.
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woodward and bernstein were once so small but still find some way to sleep as a single smoosh every night
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
woodward and bernstein were once so small but still find some way to sleep as a single smoosh every night
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there is no earthly reason why i should ever have to talk to anybody about anything
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
there is no earthly reason why i should ever have to talk to anybody about anything
Being nauseous for no discernible reason is the worst.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Being nauseous for no discernible reason is the worst.
I love sleeping far too much. I could sleep all the time.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love sleeping far too much. I could sleep all the time.