meg
heinoustownie.bsky.social
meg
@heinoustownie.bsky.social
“good to have” @ whizzbang | “scary bitch” @ your local music bar | wv
my primal urge to write and distribute a newsletter about bands that suck and why they suck

(working at a venue is taking its toll on me)
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i’m still thinking about this post
Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder could sing This Photograph is Proof but Adam Lazzara and Fred Mascherino couldn’t sing Hunger Strike
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
open.spotify.com/track/4PmggA...
new abby song new abby song new abby song!!!!
Fried Green Tomatoes - Abby Hamilton
Fried Green Tomatoes
open.spotify.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i had a dream i was supposed to play a solo tweener set at healing appalachia after t*ler ch*lders and i forgot my amp and my pedalboard so i was about to just DI an electric guitar

author's note: the only time i have played music in front of an audience was at my high school talent show
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
why did i just now realize pj harvey is a libra of course
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
filing a formal complaint with my cats: it is the first night the house has dropped below 70° and neither of you are in the bed. what gives???
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i just paid someone to clean my house for the first time, everything is so shiny, what luxury, what freedom, i'm ruined for life
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by meg
the most logical conclusion of Gonerfest 22: Kermit in the pit for Snooper
October 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
a completely innocuous statement irrelevant to anything going on today: charli xcx was in my dream this morning
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
how do i get everyone on my street to start practicing NYC levels of close parallel parking, bc we could easily fit one more car in front of my building if everyone wasn’t so spaced out
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
aww, jane goodall. what a wonderful use of 91 years of life. always admired her.
October 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
i have a writing bug again hopefully it passes quickly
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
if you’re in town come to the whizzbang revue at fran’s mentioned in this newsletter!!!
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
americanafest day 1 check
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
just saw a mug shot for one of the most annoying people i had the displeasure of regularly serving at local restaurants over the years 🥰
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i wish i had one of those code readers that tell you what's going on with your car but like for my body
July 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
spending the morning with one of my favorite albums: open.spotify.com/album/3I2KkX...
Bury Me At Makeout Creek
Mitski · Album · 2014 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i have a theory that the way the iphone front facing camera distorts facial features is causing a lot of people to think they're not as pretty as they actually are
May 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i am delving deeper into the wonderful world of guitar and guitar pedals and my youtube algorithm has never been so boy coded
May 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
most musican bios are too long
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i don’t really know which joke to make about the passage of time so i’m just going to leave this here
'From Under The Cork Tree,' Fall Out Boy's star-making sophomore album, turns 20 this Saturday. A look back at the moment when MySpace emo went supernova:
Fall Out Boy's 'From Under The Cork Tree' Turns 20
“AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET?” is the perfect introduction to Fall Out Boy, and for millions of listeners, that’s what it became.
www.stereogum.com
April 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM