H. Perry Horton
@hperryhorton.bsky.social
NEW NOVEL OUT NOW
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
DON'T LET THE DARKNESS EAT YOU UP
https://www.amazon.com/DONT-LET-DARKNESS-EAT-YOU/dp/B0FVT8VWKS
Books: https://shorturl.at/AuKlV
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My #horror #novel #DontLetTheDarknessEatYouUp is only available as a physical copy because its formatting, which I think is essential to the reading experience, doesn't translate well to digital text. Im working on it. For now please consider The Definitive Edition.
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Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much
February 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much
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JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?
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The New York Times reports that the Department of Homeland Security has sent Google, Meta, and other media corporations subpoenas for the names on accounts that criticize ICE enforcement. The department wants to identify Americans who oppose what it’s doing. I’ll save them time.
A short note to Kristi Noem
To a current Cabinet secretary from a former one
robertreich.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The New York Times reports that the Department of Homeland Security has sent Google, Meta, and other media corporations subpoenas for the names on accounts that criticize ICE enforcement. The department wants to identify Americans who oppose what it’s doing. I’ll save them time.
33,000 missing children were found by ICE in Minnesota alone?
That would be the biggest story in the world and would grant instant credibility to the agency.
So of course there's no proof and no mention of this extraordinary accomplishnent besides an aside on Fox.
With no follow-up questions.
That would be the biggest story in the world and would grant instant credibility to the agency.
So of course there's no proof and no mention of this extraordinary accomplishnent besides an aside on Fox.
With no follow-up questions.
Tom Homan is given free rein to just say stuff on Fox & Friends: "President Trump has already found 145,000 children. In Minnesota alone, only 33,000 missing children we found that the last administration wasn't even looking for."
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
33,000 missing children were found by ICE in Minnesota alone?
That would be the biggest story in the world and would grant instant credibility to the agency.
So of course there's no proof and no mention of this extraordinary accomplishnent besides an aside on Fox.
With no follow-up questions.
That would be the biggest story in the world and would grant instant credibility to the agency.
So of course there's no proof and no mention of this extraordinary accomplishnent besides an aside on Fox.
With no follow-up questions.
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DAME TIME ⌚️
Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only players in NBA history to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest three times!
Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only players in NBA history to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest three times!
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
DAME TIME ⌚️
Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only players in NBA history to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest three times!
Damian Lillard joins Larry Bird and Craig Hodges as the only players in NBA history to win the State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest three times!
This is beautiful
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This is beautiful
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
Whatever else he does, Chris Pine will always be a legend to me for HELL OR HIGH WATER.
a man in a brown shirt is sitting down and saying `` i did all of it . ''
ALT: a man in a brown shirt is sitting down and saying `` i did all of it . ''
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Whatever else he does, Chris Pine will always be a legend to me for HELL OR HIGH WATER.
A 60yo woman at the bar just ordered a Fireball & Red Bull in a tall glass. If this is my last post I've loved you all.
February 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
A 60yo woman at the bar just ordered a Fireball & Red Bull in a tall glass. If this is my last post I've loved you all.
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Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
Cyclops is and has always been the most awesome Marvel character.
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Cyclops is and has always been the most awesome Marvel character.
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
February 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.
Bro get a key.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Bro get a key.
Citing a slaveowner might not be the best way to go.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Citing a slaveowner might not be the best way to go.
Bro, the cartels are onto Blu-Ray by now. Get with the times.
Ron Johnson: "In Central America, I found out that if you become the new police chief, you get a DVD from the friendly drug cartel with your children and wife going into school and church ... there's such a demand for unmasking ICE officers, but they've been doxxed."
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Bro, the cartels are onto Blu-Ray by now. Get with the times.
This guy definitely bought this beer like a normal person.
Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
This guy definitely bought this beer like a normal person.
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Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
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“This mug says “number 1 dad” indicating that you are in fact the best dad.
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“This mug says “number 1 dad” indicating that you are in fact the best dad.
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“The news is reporting”
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“The news is reporting”
VARSITY BLUES is currently streaming on both @paramountplus.com and @plutotvca.bsky.social
a man says " i don 't want your life " while making a funny face
ALT: a man says " i don 't want your life " while making a funny face
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
VARSITY BLUES is currently streaming on both @paramountplus.com and @plutotvca.bsky.social
Dawson's Creek was everything when I was a teenager. First time I saw a film geek like me on TV. Rest in peace, Mr. Van Der Beek, and thanks.
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Dawson's Creek was everything when I was a teenager. First time I saw a film geek like me on TV. Rest in peace, Mr. Van Der Beek, and thanks.
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CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.
CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
CNN confirms what MSNBC reported live a few hours ago: DOJ is surveilling Dem lawmakers when they go to the DOJ to search unredacted Epstein files.
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I now am left genuinely wondering who would come out looking worse in a scenario in which a Democratic Member of Congress, rather than posing a question to Pam Bondi, just says, "I have no questions for you. Go fuck yourself, dumbass."
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I now am left genuinely wondering who would come out looking worse in a scenario in which a Democratic Member of Congress, rather than posing a question to Pam Bondi, just says, "I have no questions for you. Go fuck yourself, dumbass."
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Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"