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blupee conservationist
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always the pallbearer, never the corpse • black cat energy
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Anyway, I was Chappell Roan from her HOT TO GO video for Halloween this year and my partner was Hot N Ready as Little Caesar, please clap
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I think about this a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
There's so much AI usage in Stranger Things that it is distracting from the plot and human actors
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thought about doing a computer rebuild, but now I'm just like, what if I just went full Steam Deck about it?
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Turkey's pretty good actually your mom just can't cook it good
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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where is the turkey going
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
it's GIVING
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
~holiday season sucks~
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I say this not to jinx a thing, but I love my current job a whole lot, man.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"no sad birthdays allowed" I say to everyone on theirs as I prepare to lock myself in a dark room and wither in a blanket pile for mine for every birthday I ever have from here on out
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What I would give to be soaking in a lagoon with a bubbly drink rn
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Throwing holiday decorations here and there around the house to feel something other than horror from all the news headlines
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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My stance on recent news:
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Me watching the new Frankenstein movie
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'

"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"

(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Throwing it into the algorithm in hopes it sparks something:

Guillermo del Toro and Wes Anderson collaboration of my dreams, please
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lily Allen just GETS IT. She got the RECEIPTS, she got the SCATHING READS, she got the UNBRIDLED RAGE OF A WOMAN SCORNED.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The fact that Parks and Rec's depiction of public meetings is 1,000% accurate really undermines a lot of dogma and that breaks brains
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
And night 1: Elvira and the Coors Beer Wolf 🐺
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM