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All polls show a significant majority wanting to rejoin the EU
A huge 92% of under 25’s want to rejoin the EU
R/T if you want to #RejoinEU 🙂
A huge 92% of under 25’s want to rejoin the EU
R/T if you want to #RejoinEU 🙂
October 29, 2024 at 7:07 AM
All polls show a significant majority wanting to rejoin the EU
A huge 92% of under 25’s want to rejoin the EU
R/T if you want to #RejoinEU 🙂
A huge 92% of under 25’s want to rejoin the EU
R/T if you want to #RejoinEU 🙂
This is Gelmire Lysander @timplatt.bsky.social
i'll be honest: i love mincing words. if i had to describe what exactly it is i like about it, i'd say it's just one of those situations where like, you've got language, right? and with that language you can express a whole lot of different ideas, and a whole lot of different things. and a lot of th
February 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
This is Gelmire Lysander @timplatt.bsky.social
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This world is so false and superficial and I'm finding it incredibly hard to care about things. These few precious moments of sincerity do not seem worth the rivers of shit I have to wade through to get there anymore
February 19, 2024 at 10:10 AM
This world is so false and superficial and I'm finding it incredibly hard to care about things. These few precious moments of sincerity do not seem worth the rivers of shit I have to wade through to get there anymore
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There's this wild Lovecraftian horror to a grown adult talking about how great it'll be when AI can make full-length movies and books based on a few prompts, because you suddenly realize they've only ever seen shadows dancing on the cave wall for their whole life. Nothing has meant anything to them.
February 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
There's this wild Lovecraftian horror to a grown adult talking about how great it'll be when AI can make full-length movies and books based on a few prompts, because you suddenly realize they've only ever seen shadows dancing on the cave wall for their whole life. Nothing has meant anything to them.
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Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
February 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
My discovery feed is absolutely shit now so this place must be taking off
February 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
My discovery feed is absolutely shit now so this place must be taking off
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Then what happened
January 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Then what happened
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![Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift's plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gru2okv6t7ffpsx5acegekxl/bafkreieuzvz64ur42phaxmz75e5vmxuwz5x6z2jr3nvrmmoftvijw4t7fu@jpeg)
January 31, 2024 at 4:27 PM
If Elon Musk really was Iron Man the first time he lowered his helmet's visor it would have sliced his face clean off
January 31, 2024 at 8:32 AM
If Elon Musk really was Iron Man the first time he lowered his helmet's visor it would have sliced his face clean off
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Screenshotting the most annoying people from Twitter to post them on here
December 30, 2023 at 3:54 AM
Screenshotting the most annoying people from Twitter to post them on here
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People who are coughing up a lung but "tested negative" - what makes you think I want whatever nasty bug you have just because it isn't COVID?
Go home.
Go home.
December 26, 2023 at 7:22 PM
People who are coughing up a lung but "tested negative" - what makes you think I want whatever nasty bug you have just because it isn't COVID?
Go home.
Go home.
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Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
December 23, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
I can't describe how healing it feels to be on my own. I'm taking a week off in January to crawl under a rock and be unperceivable
December 22, 2023 at 5:11 PM
I can't describe how healing it feels to be on my own. I'm taking a week off in January to crawl under a rock and be unperceivable
Stealing NFTs is like stealing losing lottery tickets after the numbers have been drawn.
December 16, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Stealing NFTs is like stealing losing lottery tickets after the numbers have been drawn.
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It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
December 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
The next guillotine will have always online DRM, a built in Alexa and will only be used on employees who have exceeded their mandated break time by 60 seconds or more
December 14, 2023 at 12:00 AM
The next guillotine will have always online DRM, a built in Alexa and will only be used on employees who have exceeded their mandated break time by 60 seconds or more
Today I got to enjoy watching a man with an animated Santa's workshop teams background angrily argue in favour of making my job redundant while not really knowing what my job is. I love this working culture 😇
November 29, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Today I got to enjoy watching a man with an animated Santa's workshop teams background angrily argue in favour of making my job redundant while not really knowing what my job is. I love this working culture 😇
This month I will be cumming non stop with a totally bare top lip and I will most certainly not be writing anything down
November 3, 2023 at 2:43 PM
This month I will be cumming non stop with a totally bare top lip and I will most certainly not be writing anything down
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"I asked Chatgpt to ____" is the new telling people in detail about your dreams. It feels important to you, but it's so boring and no one cares
November 3, 2023 at 1:03 PM
"I asked Chatgpt to ____" is the new telling people in detail about your dreams. It feels important to you, but it's so boring and no one cares
Elon Musk would not even pass the voight-kampff test so it was brave of him to remind us about bladerunner
November 1, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Elon Musk would not even pass the voight-kampff test so it was brave of him to remind us about bladerunner
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Anyone else notice that Pepé Le Pew has been putting out a bunch of weird, conspiratorial, right-wing videos lately? I wonder what's up with that.
September 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Anyone else notice that Pepé Le Pew has been putting out a bunch of weird, conspiratorial, right-wing videos lately? I wonder what's up with that.