Dr Barnack
@drbarnack.bsky.social
Almost certainly probably not the inventor of 35mm photography
Likes = laughs
Reposts = spit takes
Likes = laughs
Reposts = spit takes
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The first recruiting firm to translate "vibe code disaster cleanup" into LinkedIn job posting language is going to make absolute bank
July 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The first recruiting firm to translate "vibe code disaster cleanup" into LinkedIn job posting language is going to make absolute bank
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Tiny Niece earlier, eating smoky bacon crisps: SMELL THESE!
Me: what do they smell of?
Tiny Niece: PEPPA PIG!
Me: what do they smell of?
Tiny Niece: PEPPA PIG!
July 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tiny Niece earlier, eating smoky bacon crisps: SMELL THESE!
Me: what do they smell of?
Tiny Niece: PEPPA PIG!
Me: what do they smell of?
Tiny Niece: PEPPA PIG!
Redneck dentist:
You sure got a healthy mouth
You sure got a healthy mouth
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Redneck dentist:
You sure got a healthy mouth
You sure got a healthy mouth
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‘I’m a real boy!’ Pinocchio screams as I dismember him for firewood
April 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
‘I’m a real boy!’ Pinocchio screams as I dismember him for firewood
Hey where you goin', hear us out
a glory hole for costco hotdogs
May 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hey where you goin', hear us out
If I'm elected pope my first action will be to sign an Executive Order bringing an NFL expansion team to Vatican City.
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If I'm elected pope my first action will be to sign an Executive Order bringing an NFL expansion team to Vatican City.
She's a ten but on Jupiter she's a twenty five
She’s a ten, but she waits until she’s on the carpet to throw up
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
She's a ten but on Jupiter she's a twenty five
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She’s a ten, but she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
April 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
She’s a ten, but she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
Now showing on BBC 2: The Proctologist. He's giving crime... the finger!
April 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Now showing on BBC 2: The Proctologist. He's giving crime... the finger!
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i feel like maybe the sign money would have been better spent on counseling
April 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i feel like maybe the sign money would have been better spent on counseling
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"And then everyone started peeing on him."
Kindness of strangers: my husband was stung by a stingray, then the whole beach stepped up
One woman called an ambulance, another offered me cold water, then two guys I’d never seen before carried my husband’s stuff to the car and offered me a lift to hospital
www.theguardian.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"And then everyone started peeing on him."
In Germany they put Teewurst on your nose on your Birthday
March 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
In Germany they put Teewurst on your nose on your Birthday
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are women aware that handwashing rates in men's rooms hover around 40%
March 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
are women aware that handwashing rates in men's rooms hover around 40%
Yo where's my HP 50g peeps at #hp50glife
March 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Yo where's my HP 50g peeps at #hp50glife
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The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
March 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it
Executive order to limit stock transactions to buying, not selling, until correction is reversed www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/b...
S&P 500 Dips Into Correction as Stock Market Sours on Trump
The S&P 500 is now more than 10 percent below its last record high — a line in the sand for investors worried about a sell-off gathering steam.
www.nytimes.com
March 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Executive order to limit stock transactions to buying, not selling, until correction is reversed www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/b...
Happy Ash Wednesday to those who celebrate
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Happy Ash Wednesday to those who celebrate
Flooding the zone
(Had Taco Bell for lunch)
(Had Taco Bell for lunch)
February 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Flooding the zone
(Had Taco Bell for lunch)
(Had Taco Bell for lunch)
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Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
February 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tim: This is Tim from accounting
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
Me: Hi Tim from accounting
Tim: Just say Tim
Me. Tim
Tim: How are you today?
Me: Tim
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not