kate
@doubleheadcalf.bsky.social
| cancer 🦀 | she/her | 24 | A working class Keira Knightley
On tonight’s episode of “do I really have low self esteem or am I just a weird idiot with accurate self esteem?”
April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On tonight’s episode of “do I really have low self esteem or am I just a weird idiot with accurate self esteem?”
I need to stop screwing around with men who don’t even respect me. Makes me not even wanna respect myself.
February 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to stop screwing around with men who don’t even respect me. Makes me not even wanna respect myself.
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I just remembered who verena schizophrenia was
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just remembered who verena schizophrenia was
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just about everything in daily life (getting in touch with people, ordering food, watching a movie, etc.) should be like 35% more inconvenient to bring us back to mid-2000s levels of convenience
August 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
just about everything in daily life (getting in touch with people, ordering food, watching a movie, etc.) should be like 35% more inconvenient to bring us back to mid-2000s levels of convenience
I’m sorry but mean people are just so boring.
August 23, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I’m sorry but mean people are just so boring.
Yes, I’m ten months sober. And yes, I would still like to order the piñata filled with gabapentin. Thanks!
August 23, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Yes, I’m ten months sober. And yes, I would still like to order the piñata filled with gabapentin. Thanks!
Developing a passion and a sex drive overnight was my 9/11. You hear me??? MY NINE ELEVEN!!! 🛫🛬🛩️💥💨🏢🔥
August 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Developing a passion and a sex drive overnight was my 9/11. You hear me??? MY NINE ELEVEN!!! 🛫🛬🛩️💥💨🏢🔥
Life is a slumber party
July 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Life is a slumber party
Pussy from a youth pastor
July 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Pussy from a youth pastor
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mother.
fucker.
fucker.
i love stone fruit season!
just put some plums in the icebox, really looking forward to eating them chilled for breakfast.
i sure hope they’re still there in the morning!
just put some plums in the icebox, really looking forward to eating them chilled for breakfast.
i sure hope they’re still there in the morning!
July 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
mother.
fucker.
fucker.
Stop moving to Austin, you freaks!! We are being priced out of our homes and we won’t have any water in 5 years anyway!!!
July 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Stop moving to Austin, you freaks!! We are being priced out of our homes and we won’t have any water in 5 years anyway!!!
I hate car-centric culture so much
It speaks to the insidious nature of traffic violence and the way in which this country does not treat car crashes as a serious threat that it took a number of incidents before police understood that this might be the work of what in any other context would be called an attempted serial killer.
A Utah man was charged with multiple counts of attempted murder after prosecutors say he plowed his car into at least six women over the last seven months
March 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I hate car-centric culture so much
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cmon man just one more freeway lane and then our car centric urban planning will finally work good just one more lane man
March 14, 2024 at 3:10 PM
cmon man just one more freeway lane and then our car centric urban planning will finally work good just one more lane man
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"what your dream job" I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ o̶f̶ l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶ I would like to be paid to not participate in society
March 1, 2024 at 1:17 AM
"what your dream job" I̶ d̶o̶n̶'t̶ d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ o̶f̶ l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶ I would like to be paid to not participate in society
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No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
January 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
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Reminder to anyone speaking ill of the dead this week: Sure it's fun, but you missed the chance to hurt someone's feelings. Life is precious. Talk shit about your enemies while they're still here. (And also after if you want.)
December 3, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Reminder to anyone speaking ill of the dead this week: Sure it's fun, but you missed the chance to hurt someone's feelings. Life is precious. Talk shit about your enemies while they're still here. (And also after if you want.)
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I have taken a lot of amphetamines in my time but have never praised kissinger's face
November 30, 2023 at 9:17 PM
I have taken a lot of amphetamines in my time but have never praised kissinger's face
Narcissism has officially become pop psychology
November 30, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Narcissism has officially become pop psychology
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ACAB includes people against the taco bell sex party.
November 22, 2023 at 3:40 PM
ACAB includes people against the taco bell sex party.