Octopus
@octopusmask.bsky.social
He/him. Brooklyn. Enviro/urban/municipal stuff but in a shit poster way. Slowly becoming Soccer Pilled.
The Patriots being embarrassed historically is just what this country needs.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Patriots being embarrassed historically is just what this country needs.
I've seen modern Dadaist tik tok accounts that produce nonnarrative spam way more creatively and funnier than these AI celebrity superbowl ads.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I've seen modern Dadaist tik tok accounts that produce nonnarrative spam way more creatively and funnier than these AI celebrity superbowl ads.
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Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cause that's what heroes do.
Woke is so fucking back.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Woke is so fucking back.
This halftime shown is so sick. The best part is it is happening inside a hedge of tall grass so the crowd can't really see.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This halftime shown is so sick. The best part is it is happening inside a hedge of tall grass so the crowd can't really see.
A boring Pat's superbowl is another recession indicator, right?
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
A boring Pat's superbowl is another recession indicator, right?
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ACAB includes tech company workers who remove illegal sports streams
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
ACAB includes tech company workers who remove illegal sports streams
Everyone is having snacks in the living room, and I felt bad for the dog, so I got a freeze dried pig snout out that she got in her Christmas stocking. She is going to town, omg. Top tier dog treat.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Everyone is having snacks in the living room, and I felt bad for the dog, so I got a freeze dried pig snout out that she got in her Christmas stocking. She is going to town, omg. Top tier dog treat.
I'm not going to live tweet the game really, but fuck the Patriots.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I'm not going to live tweet the game really, but fuck the Patriots.
So AI is this years crypto exchange commercial. Got it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So AI is this years crypto exchange commercial. Got it.
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Holding a seance to make sure he knows
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Holding a seance to make sure he knows
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We should find the person responsible for call center workers having to respond to every idiot thing I say with "amazing!" and toss them in a volcano.
I confirmed my card number and last 4 of my social, it wasn't that hard, you don't have to say "amazing!"
I confirmed my card number and last 4 of my social, it wasn't that hard, you don't have to say "amazing!"
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
We should find the person responsible for call center workers having to respond to every idiot thing I say with "amazing!" and toss them in a volcano.
I confirmed my card number and last 4 of my social, it wasn't that hard, you don't have to say "amazing!"
I confirmed my card number and last 4 of my social, it wasn't that hard, you don't have to say "amazing!"
County Executive named "Calvin Ball"
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
County Executive named "Calvin Ball"
Chuck Schumer announcing party strategy heading into the next rounds of DHS funding debates:
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Chuck Schumer announcing party strategy heading into the next rounds of DHS funding debates:
We are all waiting for it to happen, but I'm working on a theory that the week before it happens will be the wildest one of his presidency, because his army of doctors are going to tell him it is about to happen and they won't be able to take his phone away while he has a Scott Adamsish freak out.
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
We are all waiting for it to happen, but I'm working on a theory that the week before it happens will be the wildest one of his presidency, because his army of doctors are going to tell him it is about to happen and they won't be able to take his phone away while he has a Scott Adamsish freak out.
I was always more of a silver snakes guy
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I was always more of a silver snakes guy
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If this guy walks there definitely needs to be mass protest in the streets
abc7ny.com/post/nypd-co...
abc7ny.com/post/nypd-co...
Verdict expected for NYPD sergeant charged in fatal cooler throw
The fate of an NYPD sergeant charged with manslaughter for throwing a cooler at a man is in the hands of the judge.
abc7ny.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
If this guy walks there definitely needs to be mass protest in the streets
abc7ny.com/post/nypd-co...
abc7ny.com/post/nypd-co...
While I'm very annoyed by the "Socialist Mamdani made it snow and then didn't clean up after himself" style of bad faith posting over the last week, this visualization is incredible.
In the days following the January 25 snowstorm, New Yorkers flooded 311 with over 25,000 reports of snowy roads, blocked bike lanes, and negligent property owners with uncleared sidewalks.
While most roadway issues were closed last week, DSNY has yet to address thousands of sidewalk violations.
While most roadway issues were closed last week, DSNY has yet to address thousands of sidewalk violations.
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
While I'm very annoyed by the "Socialist Mamdani made it snow and then didn't clean up after himself" style of bad faith posting over the last week, this visualization is incredible.
Citi bike docks are electrified. Just put heat traces in the bases to melt the snow.
Citi Bike isn't clearing its snow-blocked docks fast enough — but if you're one of its "warriors," you'll get a swag bag. What about the rest of us? nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/02/05/l...
Lyft Appeasing 'Winter Warriors' With Swag As Majority Of Citi Bikes Remain Unusable - Streetsblog New York City
Service call? More like service gall.
nyc.streetsblog.org
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Citi bike docks are electrified. Just put heat traces in the bases to melt the snow.
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While we wait for World Cup jerseys, let's take a minute for Haiti's Winter Olympic uniforms 🇭🇹
A work of art 😍
A work of art 😍
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
While we wait for World Cup jerseys, let's take a minute for Haiti's Winter Olympic uniforms 🇭🇹
A work of art 😍
A work of art 😍
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Retired Negro League baseball player Ron "Schoolboy" Teasley passed away at the age of 99yo. He was on the Brooklyn Dodgers & played for the NY Cubans back in the 1940s. He was the 2nd oldest living player of the Negro League. 101-year-old Bill Greason is the 1st oldest. Schoolboy was a .500BA
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Retired Negro League baseball player Ron "Schoolboy" Teasley passed away at the age of 99yo. He was on the Brooklyn Dodgers & played for the NY Cubans back in the 1940s. He was the 2nd oldest living player of the Negro League. 101-year-old Bill Greason is the 1st oldest. Schoolboy was a .500BA
One time in my early 20s I noticed the mayor of a town I worked for was quietly acting as a paid consultant for a company who had just been awarded a contract with the town. My boss let out the deepest sigh I had ever heard, and it set off a year of internal investigations and political turmoil.
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
One time in my early 20s I noticed the mayor of a town I worked for was quietly acting as a paid consultant for a company who had just been awarded a contract with the town. My boss let out the deepest sigh I had ever heard, and it set off a year of internal investigations and political turmoil.