Octopus
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He/him. Brooklyn. Enviro/urban/municipal stuff but in a shit poster way. Slowly becoming Soccer Pilled.
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This kid has some of the best comic delivery I’ve ever seen, plus Mancs just sound funny as hell all the time
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Remy on Instagram: "School Update.
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January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
This kid has some of the best comic delivery I’ve ever seen, plus Mancs just sound funny as hell all the time
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he fell in a puddle, i hope he'll be ok
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
he fell in a puddle, i hope he'll be ok
Unwilling to abide any Wegmans slander on main, but I don't like being biometrically tracked while shopping.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Unwilling to abide any Wegmans slander on main, but I don't like being biometrically tracked while shopping.
Dudes Rock
I made a couple of lamps out of unused "bobbers" at JonCinville Railroad and Trolley Lines 🚂🚋🙂
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Dudes Rock
Post a famous bathroom scene.
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Esplanade connector over the Newtown Creek between Greenpoint and Long Island City when?
Bangkok plans a new walkable landmark over the Chao Phraya
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Bangkok plans a new walkable landmark over the Chao Phraya
The city is finalizing designs for a pedestrian bridge that links two historic districts
www.timeout.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Esplanade connector over the Newtown Creek between Greenpoint and Long Island City when?
It would be really funny if the judge, citing jurisdictional issues that make charges impossible, recommended initiation of deportation proceedings to Venezuela.
Nicolás Maduro, Venezuela’s ousted president, and his wife, Cilia Flores, are expected to make their first appearance on Monday in a New York City courthouse, where at noon they are set to stand before a judge and face charges of drug-trafficking conspiracy and other crimes. nyti.ms/4qDjpqj
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
It would be really funny if the judge, citing jurisdictional issues that make charges impossible, recommended initiation of deportation proceedings to Venezuela.
For those in your life who are reacting in lock step with CNN, that maybe this is all good actually
Reminder that the Harvard Kennedy School put the Iraq price tag at 3 trillion dollars, at a time when cost of living remains the needle mover in elections, this is just straight up GOP suicide *IF*
Reminder that the Harvard Kennedy School put the Iraq price tag at 3 trillion dollars, at a time when cost of living remains the needle mover in elections, this is just straight up GOP suicide *IF*
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
For those in your life who are reacting in lock step with CNN, that maybe this is all good actually
Reminder that the Harvard Kennedy School put the Iraq price tag at 3 trillion dollars, at a time when cost of living remains the needle mover in elections, this is just straight up GOP suicide *IF*
Reminder that the Harvard Kennedy School put the Iraq price tag at 3 trillion dollars, at a time when cost of living remains the needle mover in elections, this is just straight up GOP suicide *IF*
Had a thought and checked.
If you work at NYC MTA or DOT, or the mayor's office, there are polymarket bets you can make and personally influence the outcomes of, right now.
The world is NOT ready for the implications of this incredibly easy to access website and it should be nuked from orbit.
If you work at NYC MTA or DOT, or the mayor's office, there are polymarket bets you can make and personally influence the outcomes of, right now.
The world is NOT ready for the implications of this incredibly easy to access website and it should be nuked from orbit.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Had a thought and checked.
If you work at NYC MTA or DOT, or the mayor's office, there are polymarket bets you can make and personally influence the outcomes of, right now.
The world is NOT ready for the implications of this incredibly easy to access website and it should be nuked from orbit.
If you work at NYC MTA or DOT, or the mayor's office, there are polymarket bets you can make and personally influence the outcomes of, right now.
The world is NOT ready for the implications of this incredibly easy to access website and it should be nuked from orbit.
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"When I was interviewing [DOT Commissioner Mike Flynn], we did not simply ask him about fulfilling that which has already been put forward. We asked him, what will it take to make this city the envy of the world when it comes to our streetscape?" — Mayor Mamdani youtube.com/shorts/69h0m...
Mayor Mamdani wants to make NYC's streetscape and transit "the envy of the world" #urbandesign
YouTube video by Streetsblog NYC
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January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"When I was interviewing [DOT Commissioner Mike Flynn], we did not simply ask him about fulfilling that which has already been put forward. We asked him, what will it take to make this city the envy of the world when it comes to our streetscape?" — Mayor Mamdani youtube.com/shorts/69h0m...
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"You wouldn’t want 'academics + elites' who have actually studied a subject to outweigh the off-the-cuff opinions of village idiots.
"This is how we’re seeing the resurgence of measles + the widespread belief in almost non-existent vote fraud."
— Larry Sabato, director of UVA Center for Politics
"This is how we’re seeing the resurgence of measles + the widespread belief in almost non-existent vote fraud."
— Larry Sabato, director of UVA Center for Politics
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"You wouldn’t want 'academics + elites' who have actually studied a subject to outweigh the off-the-cuff opinions of village idiots.
"This is how we’re seeing the resurgence of measles + the widespread belief in almost non-existent vote fraud."
— Larry Sabato, director of UVA Center for Politics
"This is how we’re seeing the resurgence of measles + the widespread belief in almost non-existent vote fraud."
— Larry Sabato, director of UVA Center for Politics
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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This would be a funny cycle for Dems to run on the US joining the ICC.
September 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This would be a funny cycle for Dems to run on the US joining the ICC.
Look at this studio floor plan in the Brooklyn Tower
January 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Look at this studio floor plan in the Brooklyn Tower
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Watching the inauguration and seeing the camera cut to Adams after the crowd booed his shout out in Mamdani's speech. Jesus Christ what a moment.
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Watching the inauguration and seeing the camera cut to Adams after the crowd booed his shout out in Mamdani's speech. Jesus Christ what a moment.
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In 2026, city employees should emulate Zohran Mamdani by marrying an illustrator or cartoonist so they can have access to the city’s health insurance plan
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
In 2026, city employees should emulate Zohran Mamdani by marrying an illustrator or cartoonist so they can have access to the city’s health insurance plan
One order that I hope Mamdani revisits. Probably good to have health inspections for the horses on some level, assuming we don't already.
I stand by my plan that the carriages should be replaced by electrified, speed limited, vintage convertibles.
I stand by my plan that the carriages should be replaced by electrified, speed limited, vintage convertibles.
January 2, 2026 at 2:10 PM
One order that I hope Mamdani revisits. Probably good to have health inspections for the horses on some level, assuming we don't already.
I stand by my plan that the carriages should be replaced by electrified, speed limited, vintage convertibles.
I stand by my plan that the carriages should be replaced by electrified, speed limited, vintage convertibles.
A lying legend:
Santos never lived in NYC, He has a place on Long Island and a place in Florida and was notoriously lying about having a place in Whitestone Queens while campaigning and during his cup of coffee in office.
Santos never lived in NYC, He has a place on Long Island and a place in Florida and was notoriously lying about having a place in Whitestone Queens while campaigning and during his cup of coffee in office.
Some news — George Santos has fled NYC due to Zohran Mamdani.
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
A lying legend:
Santos never lived in NYC, He has a place on Long Island and a place in Florida and was notoriously lying about having a place in Whitestone Queens while campaigning and during his cup of coffee in office.
Santos never lived in NYC, He has a place on Long Island and a place in Florida and was notoriously lying about having a place in Whitestone Queens while campaigning and during his cup of coffee in office.
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Boston?
Don't talk about...
BOSTON!?
You kidding me?
Don't talk about...
BOSTON!?
You kidding me?
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Boston?
Don't talk about...
BOSTON!?
You kidding me?
Don't talk about...
BOSTON!?
You kidding me?
Mamdani issued an executive order that repeals all orders issued by Adams since Sept. 26, 2024 — the day Adams was indicted, including an order creating a cryptocurrency-focused Office of Digital Assets and Blockchain, and an order that established a Mayor’s Office of Rodent Mitigation.
Slumlord update: the Mamdani administration is intervening in the bankruptcy case. Current stalking horse bidder is an even worse slumlord
Mamdani picks Cea Weaver for tenant job, wades into housing bankruptcy case
The mayor said he will direct city lawyers to intervene in Pinnacle Group’s 5,000-unit bankruptcy case.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Mamdani issued an executive order that repeals all orders issued by Adams since Sept. 26, 2024 — the day Adams was indicted, including an order creating a cryptocurrency-focused Office of Digital Assets and Blockchain, and an order that established a Mayor’s Office of Rodent Mitigation.
Setting my coffee pot up with the clock timer to auto-brew in the morning to start 2026 off right.
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Setting my coffee pot up with the clock timer to auto-brew in the morning to start 2026 off right.
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"Adopted" in much the same way that crab lice are "adopted"
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
"Adopted" in much the same way that crab lice are "adopted"
His muscle tone looks like when you make sugar cookie dough and wrap it in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge overnight and then unwrap it the next day.
I swear to god.
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Tech CEO defends using his 17-year-old son's blood plasma in pursuit of youth, despite it not working | Fortune Well
Bryan Johnson says his son volunteered. “You and I live in a previous generation’s crazy, and every generation falls for the same trap."
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December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
His muscle tone looks like when you make sugar cookie dough and wrap it in plastic wrap and put it in the fridge overnight and then unwrap it the next day.
Yikes.
Has the Partnership for New York City ever before attacked a Comptroller over a pension-related issue?
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![Kathryn Wylde, president and CEO of the Partnership for New York City, a nonpartisan business advocacy group, said in a statement that Lander’s recommendation is “unilateral and incomprehensible.”
“[BlackRock] is a key member of the Partnership for New York City and is well known for its global leadership on sustainability and environmental issue,” Wylde said in the statement. “It is our hope that the pragmatic interests of the city and our public pension funds will prevail over political theater under incoming Comptroller[-Elect] Mark Levine.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hcqliwnspfpq2hrh7xl4rf2x/bafkreifmreaebw43nxvt5wndzxohrharsjqo3iavho4o7qqawo3gwzoo7m@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yikes.