Doofenschmirtz
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Perry the Platypus?! You're here just in time! #Exvangelical #Athiest #Liberal #GoHawks
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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"Over the last 30 years, I have hospitalized hundreds of children with complications from influenza, RSV, rotavirus and other vaccine-preventable diseases that have now been removed from the CDC schedule. I have never hospitalized a child from a vaccine reaction."
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
Some pediatricians are already seeing negative effects of changing vaccine recommendations
Pediatricians told ABC News they are urging parents to still vaccinate their children despite changing federal guidance
abcnews.go.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"Over the last 30 years, I have hospitalized hundreds of children with complications from influenza, RSV, rotavirus and other vaccine-preventable diseases that have now been removed from the CDC schedule. I have never hospitalized a child from a vaccine reaction."
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
abcnews.go.com/Health/pedia...
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CBS News, probably: “We salute you, Kristi Noem!”
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CBS News, probably: “We salute you, Kristi Noem!”
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
(I guess I have to say this is satire because it’s too believable)
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Canada vs. USA
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Canada vs. USA
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These people vote.
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
These people vote.
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You have the Seahawks losing 24-10 at home in the NFC Championship game at home? The Seahawks have lost a game by more than 4 points all year. Thinking the Rams are the better team is fine (I disagree), but to think they will get blown out at home is your worst take here.
January 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You have the Seahawks losing 24-10 at home in the NFC Championship game at home? The Seahawks have lost a game by more than 4 points all year. Thinking the Rams are the better team is fine (I disagree), but to think they will get blown out at home is your worst take here.
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Relax! If we were *truly* in fascism, all the things that are currently happening would be happening.
January 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Relax! If we were *truly* in fascism, all the things that are currently happening would be happening.
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Any reporter using the words "Secretary of War" or "Department of War" should no longer be considered a serious #journalist.
There is no Department of War. The divisions & agencies of the #USA Govt are created & monikered by #Congress only.
Can't parse basic #Civics? You're unqualified, go away.
There is no Department of War. The divisions & agencies of the #USA Govt are created & monikered by #Congress only.
Can't parse basic #Civics? You're unqualified, go away.
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Any reporter using the words "Secretary of War" or "Department of War" should no longer be considered a serious #journalist.
There is no Department of War. The divisions & agencies of the #USA Govt are created & monikered by #Congress only.
Can't parse basic #Civics? You're unqualified, go away.
There is no Department of War. The divisions & agencies of the #USA Govt are created & monikered by #Congress only.
Can't parse basic #Civics? You're unqualified, go away.
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This guy is no less evil than Tucker, but he is much dumber. And for that I'm grateful. He has a rock tumbler where a head should be. He is a caveman with a staff that reads him 4chan like a lullaby.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
This guy is no less evil than Tucker, but he is much dumber. And for that I'm grateful. He has a rock tumbler where a head should be. He is a caveman with a staff that reads him 4chan like a lullaby.
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Cannot imagine anyone vaguely normal, professionally, or even just as a fan, going to the US for The World Cup
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Cannot imagine anyone vaguely normal, professionally, or even just as a fan, going to the US for The World Cup
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Will we be banned from the Winter Olympics next month? We’ve banned other Countries for much less.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Will we be banned from the Winter Olympics next month? We’ve banned other Countries for much less.
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You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
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Thoughts and prayers to the ICE killer who is recovering in hospital from not being run over by anyone.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Thoughts and prayers to the ICE killer who is recovering in hospital from not being run over by anyone.
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#BoycottFIFA2026
It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.
It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
#BoycottFIFA2026
It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.
It's time. The USA is a rogue nation and it's not safe any anyone to travel to. The footballing world needs to take a principled stand and not send their teams to play.
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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the video is out, there is no reason to not send local law enforcement to arrest the ice agent in question and yes i know they will refuse to hand them over and you treat that exactly how you would treat it under any other similar circumstance
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the video is out, there is no reason to not send local law enforcement to arrest the ice agent in question and yes i know they will refuse to hand them over and you treat that exactly how you would treat it under any other similar circumstance
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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It's important to me to always thank you all for sharing MELIA. You're taking time to repost and writing your own posts!! I appreciate it so much. As most of you know I do not work for the shelter. 💖
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It's important to me to always thank you all for sharing MELIA. You're taking time to repost and writing your own posts!! I appreciate it so much. As most of you know I do not work for the shelter. 💖
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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