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Andrew Ferguson
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Desert Bus For Hope President / VanChipMusic Co-Founder / ITTFAFMTWGTS Host / event producer & game dev / international beyblade champion / he,they

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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."

"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."

"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
Murder leaning in real close to Scully, her expression is "sick of his shit"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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calgif.bsky.social
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
dontfuck.men
@profanity.accountant am I do swear
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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unfortunatalie.bsky.social
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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gaius.bsky.social
There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
carnage4life.bsky.social Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 2d
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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kohler.bsky.social
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
The cover of the book House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski with a downward facing text bubble as if it's saying the quoted post
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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cait.bsky.social
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
r/boston u/migrational_coconut • 1d Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles Salamanders Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too. Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow 1d • Q ... Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston. With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters New England Wildlife Center & • Follow •.. 5h • Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ? Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover. Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild. The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call! Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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katosayaka.com
『落下の王国』4K版美しかったです✨
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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notwritinggames.bsky.social
Celebrating this by having a 25%-off sale on all my stuff. Starts this Friday, the 28th!
Magenta and white text on a distressed black background says "Black Friday creator day sale 35% off November 28-December 3"
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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street-uni-x.bsky.social
Come play STREET UNI X this Saturday at VGX @vangameconnect.ca

Or play it it now! On Steam!
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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maiamindel.bsky.social
he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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malwhere.bzky.team
The “crisis with young men” is just that many of them don’t have hobbies except for gambling and this causes them to get so invested in Disney’s intellectual property that they end up wanting to murder J.J. Abrams and/or Rian Johnson because it’s less of a lift than developing a complete personality
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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juliagiantrat.bsky.social
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
POLYGLOBE JUST GOT ANOTHER MASSIVE UPGRADE 🌐 DeepStateLive’s Ukraine war map is now draped directly onto the globe, live and synced with @Polymarket . Shaded control zones, shifting frontlines, Russian/Belarusian unit icons and direction of attack arrows all sitting under your markets and OSINT in near real time. These Ukraine geo markets confuse people constantly. is it the city limits, the oblast, “enter” vs “capture all of”? Now, when you hover a market, we draw the exact area of operation it resolves on and spell out the rule in plain English. No more rule debates, no more guessing what actually settles. The only way to monitor the situation.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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ko-op.com
Watch our Young Suns teaser! Available now in Xbox Game Preview on Game Pass and coming soon to other platforms 🪐

www.youngsuns.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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terribletv.bsky.social
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King. Raw. High Res.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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kathmachine.bsky.social
Hi! I’m Kathleen, a designer and cartoonist from Vancouver. I haven’t been actively making comics the past few years due to some ongoing health problems, but you can read almost 300 pages of my goofy, gay, silently musical comic series Band Vs Band at bvbcomix.com
Band Vs Band art with the main characters Honey and Turpentine playing guitars, and the rest of the bandmates behind them. I originally drew this as a print for the BVB Volume 1 reprint Kickstarter, and liked it enough to include it in the book. Covers of the Band Vs Band Comix Volume 1 and Volume 2 print books. I’m still proud of them as book designs, and they both include some fun extra bonus stuff that isn’t in the web version. The Vol 1 is the second “special edition” printing after the first ones sold out, and it’s got extra extra stuff. Thank you, again, to all the kickstarter backers who helped me make these things exist! Two Band Vs Band designs meant to look like retro romance comic covers. These were a double-sided postcard I gave away free at comics shows and with online shop orders. Title: TALES O’ GAL ROMANCE Card 1: Honey Hart (thought bubble): “That gal’s nothin’ but trouble! Sigh…*choke* Does she notice me?” Narration box: EVERYWHERE SHE TURNED: GAL LONGINGS Card 2: Turpentine (thought bubble): “She loves KITTENS, and I love DELINQUENCY- Are our…gal hearts…TOO DIFFERENT?” Narration box: Shocking Twist: “But I don’t, um…NOT also love kittens” It’s a Band Vs Band comic page! A cute retro looking rock n roll band plays in front of a crowd, and the singer, Honey Hart, gets flustered mid-song by the sight of her then-secret girlfriend in the audience. This is absolutely a spoiler for the enemies-to-lovers plot of my comic, by the way, but I think that’s fine. Singing (big, wacky hand lettering): Yeah! Feelin LOVE in the air and maybe it shows And maybe I don’t even CARE who knows Cause when I…see…you…there…I- WOW, WHAT A GREAT CROWD TONIGHT
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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aftermath.site
What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean:

aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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aftermath.site
Steam is for products, not art

aftermath.site/valve-steam-...
a screenshot from santa ragione's Horses depicting a nude person in a horse mask unconscious in a wheelbarrow
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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moomanibe.bsky.social
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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nsaphra.bsky.social
Engagement KPIs have been responsible for infinite scroll UI traps, RecSys radicalization spirals, public shame brigades, and basically every modern ailment novel to the past decade. At some point, you have to recognize that the problem isn't any one technology, it's the metric.
kashhill.bsky.social Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 7d
The company essentially turned a dial that made ChatGPT more appealing and made people use it more, but sent some of them into delusional spirals.

OpenAI has since made the chatbot safer, but that comes with a tradeoff: less usage.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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strongmisgiving.bsky.social
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM