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Andrew Ferguson
@dontfuck.men
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Desert Bus For Hope President / VanChipMusic Co-Founder / ITTFAFMTWGTS Host / event producer & game dev / international beyblade champion / he,they

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I know I'm risking losing this by posting about it, but it remains unbelievably funny to me that the fuck-you-kanye b.andcamp page I set up in 2018 is still (somehow) live seven and a half years later.
This is a screenshot of a bandcamp page where I have uploaded Runaway by Kanye West as my own song. The album art is a screenshot of an old tweet of his that reads "let's be less concerned with ownership of ideas. It is important that ideas see the light of day even if you don't get the credit for them. Let's be less concerned with credit awards and external validation." The song description reads "I made this all by myself. I don't know how to disable downloads though I thought this was the era of streaming. Is this Tidal? Am I on Tidal right now? Please don't send me Swiss Francs I'm just tryin to be on Tidal. credits released April 19, 2018 Just me, no one else. I'm both rappers. Yep. I'm real good at uh... doin different voices and stuff." The artist bio reads "I am a very good rapper." which, if you have heard me rap, you may recognize as a statement that is not entirely truthful.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Nothing tops the ad for literally just stolen credit cards, though.
An AI-generated ad for ketamine, featuring a horse eating a bowl of the cereal Special K An instagram ad for a weird idle game that seemed to involve keeping pregnant women prisoner and fattening them up? Idk chat, I wasn’t clicking on this one. I did not want to learn more. An instagram ad for fake Canadian twenty dollar bills An ad for stolen credit cards
October 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I get _insane_ ads on instagram; hard drugs are really common, surgery training programs, Russian finance scams, Turkish hair transplants, weird horny idle games, fake money for influencers, anal botox, and more.
An instagram ad for a surgery training program in Mexico An instagram ad for cocaine. It’s clearly AI-generated and Rick James is there. An instagram ad for anal Botox with colourful donuts An ad for some kind of Russian financial scam. An ai-generated office party is the image.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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In what I can only describe as terrible news for my wallet, I have assembled my first Lego set in thirty years.

Unbelievable amounts of attention to detail went into this kit, especially with trying to reproduce the tactile sensations of a Gameboy.

I’m such a dork and I’m so happy.
A photo of a just assembled Lego game boy, alongside a Lego gameboy cartridge for super Mario land.
October 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Ain’t mad about Frost Children boiler room set as my backup plan tho either
A crowded stage with dj’s and a large crowd in front of it, seen from behind. Folks are dancing and having fun
August 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The legends are true
A photo of the NES Batman game
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Took me about thirty years give or take, but I have now beaten Final Fantasy.
A screen from the ending of final fantasy showing an idyllic forest and lakes. There is text in the sky that reads “For you are the warrior who crossed time. You are the bringer of light…” The ending screen of final fantasy, it says THE END on a background of stars
August 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Videogames really lost their way when we stopped filling our dungeons with npc bats that go “Kee! Kee!”
A screenshot of the pixel remaster of final fantasy 1; it shows the main character in a cave talking to a bat, the speech bubble says “Kee! Kee!”
August 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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MySpace passed away today. She was at home with Sara and I, she was cuddled and loved and fed tuna sashimi.

She was loved for almost twenty years and I’m going to miss her forever.
A black and white photo of a calico cat named MySpace. She’s viewed in profile, sitting up and looking off to the right. She is quite round and sweet looking.
July 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Thank you! www.instagram.com/tarttalons does amazing work 😭 The nails also have this lovely jelly/catseye/chrome thing going on that shows up best in motion
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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DO MY NAILS
CUT MY HAIR
IM A BRAND NEW BITCH
It’s a selfie of me, I look a little tired but cute. I’m facing the camera and smiling, with freshly dyed hair! This is a photo of my new rainbow catseye ombré nails, it kind of looks like I’m giving the invisible man a handy.
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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An old Fortnite promo art but with the text photoshopped to say ‘UNIONIZE’ in the Fortnite font.
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Everything ok w/this? I’m getting an error
Screenshot showing a PayPal error message
May 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I’m not sure that this counts as lofi beats to relax or study to, Apple.
This is a screenshot of my Sonos player, showing that I’m listening to Apple’s lofi beats playlist. The current song playing is The Chosen One from the Shadow the Hedgehog soundtrack. It is a rock song with vocals, it is not lofi beats.
May 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Got my own copy of @neomeruru.bsky.social’s wonderful graphic novel Morherlover!

Get your own copy of this wonderful queer joy here store.ironcircus.com/products/mot...

Or read online! motherlovercomic.com
A photo of my hand holding a graphic novel titled ‘Motherlover’ by Lindsay Ishihiro. It shows two women laying in the grass together staring lovingly at each other
May 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Post a meme made by you
This is the logo for the Disney film “Cars”, but the text has been photoshopped to instead read “Cucks”.
May 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Befriending crows is the absolute best. I've amassed a tiny murder that escorts me on my journey to go get coffee every morning.
March 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Oh yeah, I'm sure _that's_ the reason it's not on Switch.
This is a screenshot of a headline on Polygon.com. The headline reads "Palworld too 'beefy' for Switch, studio rep says, but Switch 2 ‘worth considering’". It's bylined to Ian Walker and has a screenshot of Palworld.
March 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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That meme of the crab with laser eyes annihilating something, with the text “silence brand”
March 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Got my nails done fresh by @tarttalons on IG, the pitch was ‘anime water’ and they absolutely crushed it. 🌊
A photo of my hands with fresh nail art, looking like water from an anime
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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hey infinity nikki quick question what the fuck
A screenshot for infinity Nikki with some wild-ass nonsense dialog about ‘toss your materials into the altar of escalation and infuse them with your Vital Energy’
February 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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@hangedman.bsky.social clearing out old cupboards and found a blast from the past!
Jonah’s business card in stylized black and white pixel art
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I mean
A screenshot of Aella and Grimes being dumb That Mitchell and Webb sketch where they’re wearing nazi uniforms and one of them asks ‘are we the baddies?’
February 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It’s literally the best cocktail bar in town too; hmu if you’d like to go together sometime, I haven’t seen you in forever 💖
A photo of the cover of the current menu at Laowai, which is a slightly modified version of the strategy guide for Dynasty Warriors 2. A photo of the current menu at Laowai, which is a modified version of the strategy guide for Dynasty Warriors 2. A photo of the current menu at Laowai, which is a modified version of the strategy guide for Dynasty Warriors 2. A photo of the current menu at Laowai, which is a modified version of the strategy guide for Dynasty Warriors 2.
January 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Went with Lisa Frank vibes for my latest set of nails, courtesy of @tarttalons on IG
A close up photo of my hands where my nails are painted in a colourful lisa frank style; most of them are coloured leopard print and zebra print over a rainbow gradient background, one on each hand is white checkerboard over rainbow gradient. A close up photo of my thumbs where my nails are painted in a colourful lisa frank style; one is a stylized ribbon rainbow on a rainbow gradient background and the other is a leaping dolphin on a rainbow gradient background
January 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM