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Andrew Ferguson
@dontfuck.men
Desert Bus For Hope President / VanChipMusic Co-Founder / ITTFAFMTWGTS Host / event producer & game dev / international beyblade champion / he,they

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I know I'm risking losing this by posting about it, but it remains unbelievably funny to me that the fuck-you-kanye b.andcamp page I set up in 2018 is still (somehow) live seven and a half years later.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nothing tops the ad for literally just stolen credit cards, though.
October 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I get _insane_ ads on instagram; hard drugs are really common, surgery training programs, Russian finance scams, Turkish hair transplants, weird horny idle games, fake money for influencers, anal botox, and more.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
In what I can only describe as terrible news for my wallet, I have assembled my first Lego set in thirty years.

Unbelievable amounts of attention to detail went into this kit, especially with trying to reproduce the tactile sensations of a Gameboy.

I’m such a dork and I’m so happy.
October 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ain’t mad about Frost Children boiler room set as my backup plan tho either
August 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The legends are true
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Took me about thirty years give or take, but I have now beaten Final Fantasy.
August 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Videogames really lost their way when we stopped filling our dungeons with npc bats that go “Kee! Kee!”
August 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
MySpace passed away today. She was at home with Sara and I, she was cuddled and loved and fed tuna sashimi.

She was loved for almost twenty years and I’m going to miss her forever.
July 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thank you! www.instagram.com/tarttalons does amazing work 😭 The nails also have this lovely jelly/catseye/chrome thing going on that shows up best in motion
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
DO MY NAILS
CUT MY HAIR
IM A BRAND NEW BITCH
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Everything ok w/this? I’m getting an error
May 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m not sure that this counts as lofi beats to relax or study to, Apple.
May 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Got my own copy of @neomeruru.bsky.social’s wonderful graphic novel Morherlover!

Get your own copy of this wonderful queer joy here store.ironcircus.com/products/mot...

Or read online! motherlovercomic.com
May 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Post a meme made by you
May 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Befriending crows is the absolute best. I've amassed a tiny murder that escorts me on my journey to go get coffee every morning.
March 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh yeah, I'm sure _that's_ the reason it's not on Switch.
March 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
March 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Got my nails done fresh by @tarttalons on IG, the pitch was ‘anime water’ and they absolutely crushed it. 🌊
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
hey infinity nikki quick question what the fuck
February 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
@hangedman.bsky.social clearing out old cupboards and found a blast from the past!
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I mean
February 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s literally the best cocktail bar in town too; hmu if you’d like to go together sometime, I haven’t seen you in forever 💖
January 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Went with Lisa Frank vibes for my latest set of nails, courtesy of @tarttalons on IG
January 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM