DonQuixote
@donniehartman.bsky.social
Just turned the Lions - Vikings game on and saw an ad for a "Greenland 2" movie, which implies the existence of a "Greenland 1" movie.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just turned the Lions - Vikings game on and saw an ad for a "Greenland 2" movie, which implies the existence of a "Greenland 1" movie.
Wtf is up with the defense tonight? Feels like the 49ers are averaging about 15 god damn yards a play
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wtf is up with the defense tonight? Feels like the 49ers are averaging about 15 god damn yards a play
Why is ESPN's 4k feed on YouTube TV different from the regular broadcast? It goes to a no-sound shot from inside the stadium during commercial breaks. NBC's and Fox's 4k broadcasts are the same as their regular broadcasts, but in 4k.
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why is ESPN's 4k feed on YouTube TV different from the regular broadcast? It goes to a no-sound shot from inside the stadium during commercial breaks. NBC's and Fox's 4k broadcasts are the same as their regular broadcasts, but in 4k.
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The Trump promise: a foreign policy you need a massive stroke to appreciate
Fetterman expresses support for Trump's bonkers Truth Social post and aggression toward Venezuela: "It makes it that Iran is involved on that, and Russia is involved on that, and China as well too. That's sanctioned oil right now ... it makes a lot of sense."
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Trump promise: a foreign policy you need a massive stroke to appreciate
Just got this text from one of my employees whose shift starts at 1pm (for context, the jerkoff VP visited a nearby Uline facility today).
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just got this text from one of my employees whose shift starts at 1pm (for context, the jerkoff VP visited a nearby Uline facility today).
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Genuinely impressed at how effective these guys are at finding Dumb Bullshit to make it look like they’re working
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Genuinely impressed at how effective these guys are at finding Dumb Bullshit to make it look like they’re working
Damn, they got the governor involved in the Matt Campbell hiring. Pulled out all the stops!
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Damn, they got the governor involved in the Matt Campbell hiring. Pulled out all the stops!
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Matt Campbell has landed in State College
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Matt Campbell has landed in State College
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
One sign of the decline of American society is the dumbfounding popularity of modern country music.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One sign of the decline of American society is the dumbfounding popularity of modern country music.
Kind of weird how Herbstreit keeps referring to Brian Schottenheimer as "Schotty," as though he's his drinking buddy at the local townie bar.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Kind of weird how Herbstreit keeps referring to Brian Schottenheimer as "Schotty," as though he's his drinking buddy at the local townie bar.
Texas' band uniforms are the worst
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Texas' band uniforms are the worst
Look, I love the bands at college football games. But the Georgia band is so loud it sounds like they're mic'd directly by the TV broadcast. It's actually kind of annoying.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Look, I love the bands at college football games. But the Georgia band is so loud it sounds like they're mic'd directly by the TV broadcast. It's actually kind of annoying.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
Are these Patriots uniforms grey or a really washed out blue?
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Are these Patriots uniforms grey or a really washed out blue?
What ever would I do without the advice of people like Jamie Dimon?
"The only notifications I get is from my kids," JPMorgan boss Jamie Dimon said about his phone habits at work.
He explained that meetings should have a purpose and that checking emails and getting distracted are red flags.
He explained that meetings should have a purpose and that checking emails and getting distracted are red flags.
Jamie Dimon shares why he never reads text messages at work: 'I don't have notifications'
"The only notifications I get is from my kids," JPMorgan boss Jamie Dimon said about his phone habits at work.
cnb.cx
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What ever would I do without the advice of people like Jamie Dimon?
Does anyone else now hate "Jumpin' Jack Flash" because of that AWS commercial that plays 400 times during NFL games, or is it just me?
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Does anyone else now hate "Jumpin' Jack Flash" because of that AWS commercial that plays 400 times during NFL games, or is it just me?
Sleepy Don
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sleepy Don
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There are going to be some stupid, stupid hires this cycle.
SOURCE: SMU and Rhett Lashlee are finalizing a new deal through 2032 that makes him a top-10 highest-paid coach.
The billionaire boosters won't lose him for money. But he's also got full alignment from a school all-in on winning. Not everywhere has that.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
The billionaire boosters won't lose him for money. But he's also got full alignment from a school all-in on winning. Not everywhere has that.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/676...
Rhett Lashlee, SMU finalizing contract extension to make him one of highest-paid coaches: Source
Lashlee is 34-15 in four seasons at SMU, including a College Football Playoff appearance last season.
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There are going to be some stupid, stupid hires this cycle.
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There's a certain threshold of fan vs. coach toxicity where I don't think you can ever rule out a coaching change. Ryan Day got close to this zone last year but then beat Tennessee. I think we could call it The Franklin Zone in honor of this year's first casualty of it.
Anyway how about LSU
Anyway how about LSU
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There's a certain threshold of fan vs. coach toxicity where I don't think you can ever rule out a coaching change. Ryan Day got close to this zone last year but then beat Tennessee. I think we could call it The Franklin Zone in honor of this year's first casualty of it.
Anyway how about LSU
Anyway how about LSU
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“Was Trump within his legal rights to perpetrate this act of desecration? Probably not, but honestly … what does it matter? When you elect Trump as president, as Americans have now done twice over, you’re voting FOR desecration.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Remember the attack on the White House
"Like everything else Trump touches, the White House is no longer recognizable."
www.sfgate.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Was Trump within his legal rights to perpetrate this act of desecration? Probably not, but honestly … what does it matter? When you elect Trump as president, as Americans have now done twice over, you’re voting FOR desecration.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...