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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”

Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.

The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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It’ll always be the John F. Kennedy Center.

It’ll always be the Department of Defense.

It’ll always be the Gulf of Mexico.

Anything else is illegal, trashy and fake. Period.
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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waking up is great man. like ten whole disoriented seconds when i forget how sad i am and all my desires and regrets
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I can’t go on like this.

*continues to go on like that*
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Reading it is like spending time with a delusional fortune cookie: platitudes that feel like they were run through a translation service three times." - @scaachi.bsky.social

slate.com/culture/2025...
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book Was Always Going to Be Self-Serving. It’s So Much Worse Than That.
God, everyone sucks so much in American Canto.
slate.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.

Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Hard agree. I have non-existent titties so I left bras in 2020. I posted a pic on my IG story yesterday and every comment was about my nipples. Nipples are not comment worthy. We all have them.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It's never too late to grasp that if someone works full-time and receives SNAP, it means YOUR taxpayer dollars are subsidizing the COMPANY because it refuses to pay them a livable wage.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If the purpose of work is to be paid, so we can buy necessities (food, shelter, water), then all work should pay a wage that covers those things. If all work doesn't pay a living wage then the system is based on the subjegation of certain groups of people and honestly, upholds white supremecy.
Ppl always debate how EZ or hard a job is to justify whether or not it deserves a living wage. Even well-intentioned people will defend the difficulty a job when, at the end of the day, it doesn’t fucking matter.

Easy or not, that barista labors and is paid an artificially low wage.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I'm constantly being reminded of my naivete / privilege. I honestly never imagined that this many people would be psyched about doing evil shit.
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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“AI” isn’t a tool or technology or even a cluster of technologies with a misleading name. It’s the infrastructure at the foundation of a form of capitalism dependent on data brokering. We should be teaching our students about this and not teaching them about “responsible” use.
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Neither civilized reason nor Christian love would cause any of those people to treat you as they presumably wanted to be treated; only the fear of your power to retaliate would cause them to do that, or to seem to do it, which was (and is) good enough." - James Baldwin, 'The Fire Next Time'
September 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Live your life so that when you die, people from all walks of life emerge to say “Oh no, he was such a good person and also so hot, but also kind and generous and also really really hot, but also so talented and ludicrously indescribably hot.”
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I’m tired of being told not to be angry. Do you know what it costs to stay soft in a world like this? What it costs to care this much? That is the work. That is the fight. And honestly, it’s exhausting because so many people are living as if everything is okay with the world.
August 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM