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Cargoshortasaurus
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Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Wildcat on YouTube has one of the best timestamp comments ever posted
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The real tragedy of the Edmund Fitzgerald is that people refer to it way more often than the immeasurably superior Lightfoot song “Sundown.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I’m very glad Hayden Christianson is doing good work again and seems to be okay with the whole thing but let’s not lie to ourselves about those movies
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Go Niners!

You cannot take a 1-quarter nap and expect to beat a good football team.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Absolutely was set
Kittle looked set on the play where he was held and penalized...which leads to an interception on the next play.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Two drives sabotaged by dogshit officiating
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Any lieutenant I’ve seen having to read the oath off a paper immediately got dressed down by multiple senior NCOs
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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blessed image
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There were more missed tackles on that Nacua TD than there were 49ers players on the field.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Selena Law. Everyone will be required to listen to Tejano music at five specified times daily.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Benny Beaver never showed fear. It was wrong to abandon him. We are still paying for our sin.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The five faces of "are you fucking kidding me"
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Car lots before opening on Memorial Day weekend:
ANOTHER UVA FAN DID THIS
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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You’ve gotta remember Kirk Ferentz once won a game 7-3 and thought to himself “I must have the quarterback from the other team”
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Just breathtakingly beautiful and joyful storytelling.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We are in the months of excellent winter seasonal beers.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“Another Thing”
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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That was one of the games of all time
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM