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The Big Fruit
@dolefruit.bsky.social
Dolan
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Lvl. 28 Warlock (accepting patron applications)
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begging the media to understand that public services are not businesses and that they should not report that they lose money since that is an intrinsic part of any public service. they cost money, they don’t lose it. that is how public services are designed.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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the grinch literally stole christmas. and of course Dr. Seuss, who’s always been desperate for eyeballs and clicks and ad dollars, platforms him. 🙄
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@towerwizard.bsky.social has been going to sleep and waking up later recently, making me wonder about if his days are longer than ours or if he's just been having a time recently
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Bugs is back! Ants! Ants! Ants!
August 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
when the dental assistant compliments your eyes,,,,, what are we
August 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The wizard goes into his reagent storage room, but doesn't remember what he wanted when he came in.
July 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dude this thing is a freaking house
Tannuk also fills the role of a sign-post uncommon, this time for R/G. Of course Landfall has to be part of the lands matter archetype.
June 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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The wizard is having lunch with the librarians. He brought potatoes and they brought caraways, dragonfruits and egg.
June 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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The wizard goes into his reagent storage room, but doesn't remember what he wanted when he came in.
June 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The wizard ponders his orb.
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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The wizard sleeps well. In the distance, frogs sing.
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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JD Vance has a demon inside of him that eats popes
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Some voters got mad about people listing their pronouns, so now we're sending law-abiding, legal immigrants to torture prisons and being hit with the largest middle class tax hike in at least 40 years.
April 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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It's time to talk about how if people really want this American experiment aka "democracy" to survive, they will need to put bodies on the line to protect the vulnerable.

Otherwise, the United States will just become yet another nation ruled by kings, thugs, and cowards.
March 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Very bleak to sit back every time a major game launches and think about how there is an entire online media cottage industry devoted to making dumb young men emotionally and ideologically invested in a game being a financial disaster because there's a black guy or a woman in the box art
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I think disappearing people who are here legally because the state disagreed with their speech is Bad but I don’t have a law degree so what do I know
March 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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NEW! Sworn declarations filed last night confirm the Trump admin sent INNOCENT people to rot in prison El Salvador, including a professional soccer player jailed and tortured by the Maduro regime, who entered this country LEGALLY to seek asylum, and who has NO CRIMINAL RECORD in either country.
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM