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sam
@dogsbrain.bsky.social
a portrait of the artist as a young dumb ass.
design & illustration in milwaukee
McDonald’s Food-Themed Still Life Acryllic Painting, 2025

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December 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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I promise I will eventually stop posting about speeding but it’s so rare that an opportunity exists to argue a position that is as controversial as it is irrefutable. It’s like walking in to a dog torturer convention and saying you think it’s wrong to torture dogs
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Has there been a better drummer since Bloc Party? This song and Helicopter still make my jaw drop
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Okay
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I was sitting on the aisle holding a bag of nerds gummy clusters and a guy walked past, pointed and said “bruh… goated candy”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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went on a double-date to see The Descent and when they panned over to the cave mutant for that night vision jump scare I let out an involuntary moan of fear so dramatic my friends sitting down in front later told me they thought I had been receiving a handjob
What’s your best memory of watching a movie? I’m not asking what the best movie you’ve ever seen is, I’m asking about the experience of watching that movie. Doesn’t matter if it was in a theater or at home. What’s your favorite memory associated with watching a movie and why?
September 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
It’s awesome how these guys keep finding new ways to say “I don’t know how to do real work and also don’t have any friends or family who like me”
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

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December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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bradford beach bath house, lincoln memorial drive, milwaukee, wisconsin, 1977
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
pretty much the funniest thing ever is how the Podcast About List guys spent the first 100 episodes or so always joking about how the episodes they recorded at Caleb’s apartment were really insane and then in like episode 101 Caleb is like “the landlord found a serious gas leak in my apartment”
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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margate elephant, margate city, new jersey, 1978
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I got a cheap film camera and started shooting photos last month. I’m not very good at it but it’s fun and I love having a reason to not use my phone
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Also, I’ve always loved this poster by @artofcoop.bsky.social. I miss bands/venues being able to commission cool art
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Totally. Honestly I've been thinking a lot about political logic versus joke logic lately, and libertarianism is a political philosophy made up of joke logic!
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Huh I’m not sure I understand. Could you maybe try being more pedantic and condescending?
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.

So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.

If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God is good!
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the radiators in my building clang and whistle like a tom waits song 24/7. I’ve never heard some of these sounds before. It’s like I’m living next door to eraserhead
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ooooh viagra boys are swedish. Now I get it
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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My neighbors put a huge tv in their backyard that they’re using to watch the Mr. Bean cartoon
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul
Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe and drift away
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’ve watched that smug old dickhead get his glasses swiped and then fall face first ass up in the street so many times
October 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorry but why does every single protest sign look like this
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM