DJ Mother Suspiritron
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Scroll 29, Verse 6
Pretty neat, huh?
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Pretty neat, huh?
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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I’m going to take the risk of being entirely sincere on social media
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’m going to take the risk of being entirely sincere on social media
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
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i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i miss the old days, when weirdo billionaires were relatively harmless, holed up in las vegas penthouses, storing their urine in jars
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
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the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
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Within seconds of dropping it my wife came over and bent down as if to reach for the wok and I yelled "DON'T TOUCH IT!!" like Ian Holm in Alien after the thing bursts out of John Hurt.
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Within seconds of dropping it my wife came over and bent down as if to reach for the wok and I yelled "DON'T TOUCH IT!!" like Ian Holm in Alien after the thing bursts out of John Hurt.
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When woody woodpecker laughs kings and paupers alike stop what they’re doing and listen
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
When woody woodpecker laughs kings and paupers alike stop what they’re doing and listen
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Today’s vintage book cover 🦃🌽
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Today’s vintage book cover 🦃🌽
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
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Billy Bragg - Talking with the Taxman About Poetry
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Billy Bragg - Talking with the Taxman About Poetry
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity
#NowPlaying #vinylrecords #nowspinning #vinylcommunity
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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throw all the bums outta office
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
throw all the bums outta office
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someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
There’s your fucking “them”; approx 60% of the billionaires
So just how many of the nation's richest 100 people are Trump supporters?
I created a report here to answer that question: www.perplexity.ai/page/-xEv0rQ...
I created a report here to answer that question: www.perplexity.ai/page/-xEv0rQ...
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
There’s your fucking “them”; approx 60% of the billionaires
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Probably my favorite shelf of the bookcase:
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Probably my favorite shelf of the bookcase:
Life is just robocop now
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Life is just robocop now
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oh right and dick cheney died too
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
oh right and dick cheney died too
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