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Sometimes I write love notes, sometimes I fart... Sometimes they're the same thing.
A Museum of Fuckery
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Just used a touch less thermometer on my vagina, turns out I'm in heat
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Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.

And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I dunno.

Fuck your ai memes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Telling my cat the time has changed and he's not getting dinner any earlier makes for one grumpy pussy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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the shitposting, it’s coming from inside the house
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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carpe peeem
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can we take a moment to appreciate the "family value" pack of rolling cones?
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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CBD is decaf weed.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
That's MRS. Bing Bong to you!
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Stay back, I have mood poisoning, don't want you to catch it.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Jared Leto is like if an anal bead became sentient
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A painful admission: I've been buffering since 2008.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I wish I could remove my spine and wring it like a wet rag.
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cat Helsing, at your purrvice
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Stuff me with your pimento like the queen olive I am.
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
To the elderly woman in Walmart who screamed "ahh, a witch!" then tried to be a comedian....
Her: leave your broom outside?
Me: yeah, can't fly inside, insurance issues

*Raspberries*
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Just got back from Walmart where a toddler took one look at my witch hat and cried. Halloween in progress ...
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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FELON GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 💯🎯
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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preparing my stomach for all the upcoming candy by stuffing it full of the pre candy
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM