Halez
@discocuntxo.bsky.social
Just an unearthed bog body trying to survive in the sunshine.
Tbh only downloaded this so I could have another platform to call my wife gorgeous on.
Tbh only downloaded this so I could have another platform to call my wife gorgeous on.
When I catch you Triller 🤜
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When I catch you Triller 🤜
Happy Thanksgiving 💙
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 💙
My beautiful wife 💙 @effeneffervescent.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My beautiful wife 💙 @effeneffervescent.bsky.social
Just me and my hot wife.
August 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just me and my hot wife.
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This is where you stop to kiss all the homies
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is where you stop to kiss all the homies
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May 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Not only is she the hot wife, @effeneffervescent.bsky.social is the best mom I have ever met. She is patient, kind, hysterical, loving, and incredibly resilient. (And a total MILF)
The girls and I love you so much 💙
Happy mother's day babe 😘
The girls and I love you so much 💙
Happy mother's day babe 😘
May 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not only is she the hot wife, @effeneffervescent.bsky.social is the best mom I have ever met. She is patient, kind, hysterical, loving, and incredibly resilient. (And a total MILF)
The girls and I love you so much 💙
Happy mother's day babe 😘
The girls and I love you so much 💙
Happy mother's day babe 😘
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-in...
theonion.com/gang-in...
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Billionaire tears are especially delicious and filled with essential vitamins.
March 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Billionaire tears are especially delicious and filled with essential vitamins.
Pretty proud of myself
March 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pretty proud of myself
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Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
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It just needed love to make it a home
March 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It just needed love to make it a home
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i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news
February 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news
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what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines
Guys, I love my girlfriend and our beautiful girls.
January 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Guys, I love my girlfriend and our beautiful girls.
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Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life?
Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better
Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Genie: *transforms me into a turtle* oh wait, did you say eternal life?
Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better
Me: *from inside shell* yeah no this is better
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Stop seeing ghosts, start seeing your beach bod, with Wegovy™.
January 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Stop seeing ghosts, start seeing your beach bod, with Wegovy™.
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.