Halez
@discocuntxo.bsky.social
Just an unearthed bog body trying to survive in the sunshine.
Tbh only downloaded this so I could have another platform to call my wife gorgeous on.
Tbh only downloaded this so I could have another platform to call my wife gorgeous on.
Her fupa could feed a large army.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Her fupa could feed a large army.
Hey babe, I'm going to a foreign country to get leg lengthening surgery. I'll be back. No I am not doing it for any particular reason. Why would you ask that?
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey babe, I'm going to a foreign country to get leg lengthening surgery. I'll be back. No I am not doing it for any particular reason. Why would you ask that?
I think he meant it, the man didn't stutter at all.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think he meant it, the man didn't stutter at all.
Odds are it will be Jude 😂 you're the worst kind of sister in law.
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Odds are it will be Jude 😂 you're the worst kind of sister in law.
I will not be snuggling you if you eat that 😂
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I will not be snuggling you if you eat that 😂
We could do 9 years. We could do 2 months. We draw the line at 10 hours 😂😭
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We could do 9 years. We could do 2 months. We draw the line at 10 hours 😂😭
That is a fantastic prized fish you have there.
July 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
That is a fantastic prized fish you have there.
That's a weird thing to call your wife and teenage daughter ;)
July 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That's a weird thing to call your wife and teenage daughter ;)
Not as majestic as my wife's butt but it was still pretty impressive.
July 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not as majestic as my wife's butt but it was still pretty impressive.
😍 I'm obsessed with youuu
May 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
😍 I'm obsessed with youuu
I fully support this 😂
May 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I fully support this 😂