Dillon Zander-Jeffrey
@dillzanjeff.bsky.social
He/him
“Thinking is a form of emasculation,” Ur Fascism -Umberto Eco
“Thinking is a form of emasculation,” Ur Fascism -Umberto Eco
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
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Wait, there's another half of this football game? Do we have to?
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wait, there's another half of this football game? Do we have to?
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
Disciplining players for one series is a hilarious NFL tradition.
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
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The Kansas City Chiefs are 5-5 with a +73 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Kansas City Chiefs are 5-5 with a +73 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
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"mr. perfect" is an excellent nickname for ryan kalkbrenner
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"mr. perfect" is an excellent nickname for ryan kalkbrenner
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
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once a week the president says into a microphone out loud "I simply love dictators, it's so great how they order people around, nobody disobeys them, it's wonderful"
Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
once a week the president says into a microphone out loud "I simply love dictators, it's so great how they order people around, nobody disobeys them, it's wonderful"
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just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
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Nov 5th 1605 - Guy Fawkes attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament
Nov 5th 2016 - V escaped, and destroyed Larkhill Detention Centre
Nov 5th 2032 - Thousands of citizens wearing Guy Fawkes masks marched toward the Houses of Parliament
📽️📅 V for Vendetta (2006)
Nov 5th 2016 - V escaped, and destroyed Larkhill Detention Centre
Nov 5th 2032 - Thousands of citizens wearing Guy Fawkes masks marched toward the Houses of Parliament
📽️📅 V for Vendetta (2006)
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nov 5th 1605 - Guy Fawkes attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament
Nov 5th 2016 - V escaped, and destroyed Larkhill Detention Centre
Nov 5th 2032 - Thousands of citizens wearing Guy Fawkes masks marched toward the Houses of Parliament
📽️📅 V for Vendetta (2006)
Nov 5th 2016 - V escaped, and destroyed Larkhill Detention Centre
Nov 5th 2032 - Thousands of citizens wearing Guy Fawkes masks marched toward the Houses of Parliament
📽️📅 V for Vendetta (2006)
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Man, their imaginary Democratic Party sounds so much cooler than the one that actually exists
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Man, their imaginary Democratic Party sounds so much cooler than the one that actually exists
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Edmond at the altar on Love is Blind
Thank you, Tony
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Edmond at the altar on Love is Blind
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Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂
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How To Join ICE
How To Join ICE
As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign...
theonion.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How To Join ICE
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can’t take this one away from him though
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
can’t take this one away from him though
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It's incredible that the Rockets traded for Kevin Durant to be the close-and-late answer, but tonight they're just like, "Actually, Alpie, just go ahead and take everyone to the weight room real quick."
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's incredible that the Rockets traded for Kevin Durant to be the close-and-late answer, but tonight they're just like, "Actually, Alpie, just go ahead and take everyone to the weight room real quick."
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man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit
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Donald Trump just got a COVID booster at Walter Reed, per the White House physician.
Let’s be clear this is the same guy who downplayed the virus, mocked masks, and turned lifesaving vaccines into a political wedge that cost hundreds of thousands of lives.
Let’s be clear this is the same guy who downplayed the virus, mocked masks, and turned lifesaving vaccines into a political wedge that cost hundreds of thousands of lives.
October 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Donald Trump just got a COVID booster at Walter Reed, per the White House physician.
Let’s be clear this is the same guy who downplayed the virus, mocked masks, and turned lifesaving vaccines into a political wedge that cost hundreds of thousands of lives.
Let’s be clear this is the same guy who downplayed the virus, mocked masks, and turned lifesaving vaccines into a political wedge that cost hundreds of thousands of lives.