Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
#4 is true in all situations besides christenings and, strangely, touring productions of Beetlejuice
Reminder: a real apology contains these four elements
1. an admission of wrong-doing
2. acknowledgement of the impact on the wronged
3. a refutation of "the trickster's code"
4. maybe some hand stuff if both people are cool with it
1. an admission of wrong-doing
2. acknowledgement of the impact on the wronged
3. a refutation of "the trickster's code"
4. maybe some hand stuff if both people are cool with it
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
#4 is true in all situations besides christenings and, strangely, touring productions of Beetlejuice
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
I can’t escape the feeling that all Mamdani did was say “if you pretend to like me then everyone will like you, too.” Like, i think that’s all you’d need
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I can’t escape the feeling that all Mamdani did was say “if you pretend to like me then everyone will like you, too.” Like, i think that’s all you’d need
I’m letting you all in on a little secret: the hardest part about getting forklift certified is having a forklift
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’m letting you all in on a little secret: the hardest part about getting forklift certified is having a forklift
Why tf do they think we invented doctors and hospitals in the first fucking place? This is survivorship bias with a body count
Great, if harrowing piece about the Freebirth Society, who we touched on in our latest Truly Tradly Deeply Episode about motherhood www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Why tf do they think we invented doctors and hospitals in the first fucking place? This is survivorship bias with a body count
Gonna give your mom the next-gen ram, if you know what I mean
if RAM's gonna cost a billion dollars for the next five years let's just not do "next-gen"
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Gonna give your mom the next-gen ram, if you know what I mean
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
A fun little game you get to play when reading a wapo article is “how does this benefit Jeff Bezos?”
WAPO jumps into the circular-revenue graphic game.
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
@washingtonpost.com $ORCL $NVDA
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
A fun little game you get to play when reading a wapo article is “how does this benefit Jeff Bezos?”
I said certified freak, seven days a week
wet ass pussy, make that pull-out game weak,
wet ass pussy, make that pull-out game weak,
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
Lick my pussy and my crack
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I said certified freak, seven days a week
wet ass pussy, make that pull-out game weak,
wet ass pussy, make that pull-out game weak,
Call Nuzzi’s ass Bryer’s ice cream ‘cause it’s all natural and Bobby’s bringing the dessert topping
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Call Nuzzi’s ass Bryer’s ice cream ‘cause it’s all natural and Bobby’s bringing the dessert topping
(overly sincere warbly folk singer voice) “pace on earth” was all it said.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
(overly sincere warbly folk singer voice) “pace on earth” was all it said.
If they voted against socialism then they voted against people. It’s an admission that money is more important. We aren’t real to them, we’re numbers on a spreadsheet. Primary every last one of them
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If they voted against socialism then they voted against people. It’s an admission that money is more important. We aren’t real to them, we’re numbers on a spreadsheet. Primary every last one of them
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HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS!
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HAPPY SATURDAY FRIENDS!
After basketball games they should let the crowd onto the court to be generally terrible at the sport. I want to get on an nba court and brick every shot or try to dunk and not even reach the net. The players could treat us the way we treat them. “Not so easy, is it, ya little bitch.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
After basketball games they should let the crowd onto the court to be generally terrible at the sport. I want to get on an nba court and brick every shot or try to dunk and not even reach the net. The players could treat us the way we treat them. “Not so easy, is it, ya little bitch.”
Anybody else sort of think that if he’d been given another hour that Mamdani could have convinced him to confess to a crime?
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Anybody else sort of think that if he’d been given another hour that Mamdani could have convinced him to confess to a crime?
Okay, and without judgement: is mtg’s look because she got, like, cheek fillers or something? I’ve asked this before and never gotten a response besides “oh, it’s because of hate” blah blah. She’s hateful, for sure, but it doesn’t make it look like your eyeballs are in the back of your skull
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Okay, and without judgement: is mtg’s look because she got, like, cheek fillers or something? I’ve asked this before and never gotten a response besides “oh, it’s because of hate” blah blah. She’s hateful, for sure, but it doesn’t make it look like your eyeballs are in the back of your skull
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social how did he smell?
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social how did he smell?
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Lol, okay facebook grandma
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lol, okay facebook grandma
Was there a thread on here a while ago about the grinch having a cloaca?
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Was there a thread on here a while ago about the grinch having a cloaca?
To the lady gesticulating wildly while on a phone call: they cannot see you
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
To the lady gesticulating wildly while on a phone call: they cannot see you
Shut up, nerds. You all voted for Cuomo
Trump on whether he’d feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration:
“Yeah, I would. I really would.”
“Yeah, I would. I really would.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Shut up, nerds. You all voted for Cuomo
A reminder that capitalism doesn’t ideology demand the working class suffer. It’s simply that keeping them frightened and poor and uneducated and letting them die of curable diseases and destroying their air and water and flora and fauna are the easiest and cheapest ways to extract more profit
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A reminder that capitalism doesn’t ideology demand the working class suffer. It’s simply that keeping them frightened and poor and uneducated and letting them die of curable diseases and destroying their air and water and flora and fauna are the easiest and cheapest ways to extract more profit
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?