Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re just too young, girl
last year's winner
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
last year's winner
I mean, didn’t he?
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I mean, didn’t he?
Here’s what I imagine we’re looking at. It’s from his mom’s drug abuse. Fetal alcohol psychic
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Here’s what I imagine we’re looking at. It’s from his mom’s drug abuse. Fetal alcohol psychic
(To the tune of “aqualung”)
STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
(To the tune of “aqualung”)
STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
@cloacadestroyer.bsky.social , I’m giving you a half hour head start because you’re funny
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@cloacadestroyer.bsky.social , I’m giving you a half hour head start because you’re funny
I don’t care how liberal his politics are. This chiseled fuck could sleep with a copy of the little red book under his pillow and I wouldn’t vote for him. No more dynasties
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t care how liberal his politics are. This chiseled fuck could sleep with a copy of the little red book under his pillow and I wouldn’t vote for him. No more dynasties
Look, even the colors match!
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Look, even the colors match!
Fairvesrbhut re I lovrb you all 😶🌫️
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Fairvesrbhut re I lovrb you all 😶🌫️
Getting in on it before the trend passes in 3,2,1... Fuck, too late.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Getting in on it before the trend passes in 3,2,1... Fuck, too late.
I think our disapproval of this behavior only started with Jerry Lee Lewis and that’s just because she was also his cousin. Those fucking wedding pictures. She looks even younger.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think our disapproval of this behavior only started with Jerry Lee Lewis and that’s just because she was also his cousin. Those fucking wedding pictures. She looks even younger.
Why does this robot have jugs?
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why does this robot have jugs?
BOOOOM EAT SHIT RULING CLASS
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
BOOOOM EAT SHIT RULING CLASS
Okay, all clear
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Okay, all clear
“LEAVE USHA ALONE!”
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“LEAVE USHA ALONE!”
