Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
We pick up their shit for them. We are a wretched conquered species.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We pick up their shit for them. We are a wretched conquered species.
Crushing the open mic at the bar near the courthouse
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Crushing the open mic at the bar near the courthouse
Not well known but big on the catholic college circuit
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Not well known but big on the catholic college circuit
I’m only on bluesky for the goiter jokes
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’m only on bluesky for the goiter jokes
Calling it a step feels generous
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Calling it a step feels generous
It’s pronounced with an umpty
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It’s pronounced with an umpty
Well, you don’t want to see somebody besides Del Toro try. They might absolutely brick the franchise
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Well, you don’t want to see somebody besides Del Toro try. They might absolutely brick the franchise
I wanted so much for it to be the same cast and the whole thing was done with green screen t-shirts to change the team logos
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I wanted so much for it to be the same cast and the whole thing was done with green screen t-shirts to change the team logos
This makes me want to watch pacific rim again
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This makes me want to watch pacific rim again
Try our Warhol banana pudding with Nico wafers. Its just a little tease of deliciousness
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Try our Warhol banana pudding with Nico wafers. Its just a little tease of deliciousness
Do you remember the date when it happened?
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Do you remember the date when it happened?
DID A DINOSAUR EVER KILL A VAMPIRE? NO? THEN SHUT UP WITH YOUR KID SHOW BULLSHIT
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
DID A DINOSAUR EVER KILL A VAMPIRE? NO? THEN SHUT UP WITH YOUR KID SHOW BULLSHIT
cannot tell if everyone in the thread is joking and Katie has the constitution of a viking or if they’re really bad at trip sitting.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
cannot tell if everyone in the thread is joking and Katie has the constitution of a viking or if they’re really bad at trip sitting.
Between this and the other one about him being a river, I’m compelled to ask what is this guy’s output? Does he bust a full milk jug every time?
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Between this and the other one about him being a river, I’m compelled to ask what is this guy’s output? Does he bust a full milk jug every time?
What’s important is that we can still reach across the aisle and agree to hate people
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What’s important is that we can still reach across the aisle and agree to hate people