TheDiceGuru
@diceguru.bsky.social
Tabletop Writer for TechRaptor, Gaming Critic, Professional GM, Pursuing Bachelor's in Digital Journalism. (He/Him)
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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👀Hi-Fi RUSH is now officially under KRAFTON’s wing
A separate patch will be released on December 4, removing all references to the previous rights holders - Bethesda and Microsoft.
Tango Gameworks has reportedly started working on a sequel.
#gamedev #gaming #HiFiRUSH #xbox #ps5
A separate patch will be released on December 4, removing all references to the previous rights holders - Bethesda and Microsoft.
Tango Gameworks has reportedly started working on a sequel.
#gamedev #gaming #HiFiRUSH #xbox #ps5
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Whelp, may be assigning this to my class this weekend.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons & Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Whelp, may be assigning this to my class this weekend.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Finished up a new Movies with Mikey that is going live in the next few days. It’s about Superman (2025). Feels amazing to still be going after over a decade!
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Finished up a new Movies with Mikey that is going live in the next few days. It’s about Superman (2025). Feels amazing to still be going after over a decade!
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Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
So a colleague of mine, Don, did a bit of a dive into the use of Generative AI in Steam Next Fest games. Give it a read, folks!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
So a colleague of mine, Don, did a bit of a dive into the use of Generative AI in Steam Next Fest games. Give it a read, folks!
techraptor.net/gaming/featu...
techraptor.net/gaming/featu...
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Okay, Ezra is confirming that he's hearing D senators are actually plotting to cave to Trump and end the shutdown WITHOUT any extension of the ACA, just a promise of a vote later down the line.
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
yep
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Okay, Ezra is confirming that he's hearing D senators are actually plotting to cave to Trump and end the shutdown WITHOUT any extension of the ACA, just a promise of a vote later down the line.
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!
Find them here: reps.fyi
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Reductions in Force not required by shutdowns, have never happened in any previous shutdown, and a judge has ruled they are illegal.
The shutdown is an excuse, not a reason, for them to do what they wanted to do: destroy government.
The shutdown is an excuse, not a reason, for them to do what they wanted to do: destroy government.
Lee Zeldin announces on Fox that there will be "severe" layoffs at the EPA if the shutdown continues
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reductions in Force not required by shutdowns, have never happened in any previous shutdown, and a judge has ruled they are illegal.
The shutdown is an excuse, not a reason, for them to do what they wanted to do: destroy government.
The shutdown is an excuse, not a reason, for them to do what they wanted to do: destroy government.
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"Roger Rabbit" copyright reverts to creator Gary K. Wolf.
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"Roger Rabbit" copyright reverts to creator Gary K. Wolf.
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
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They made a nightmare fuel Kazooie puppet in the 90's for a commercial in which you see it for like half a second and motion blurred, presumably because it was so terrifying-looking
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
The Lost Banjo-Kazooie Puppet — Found and Restored
YouTube video by WoodmanClassics
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
They made a nightmare fuel Kazooie puppet in the 90's for a commercial in which you see it for like half a second and motion blurred, presumably because it was so terrifying-looking
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
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I loved playing Gabriel and I hope y’all who watched enjoyed just as much as we did!
A tale of the blood spattered streets of Cardiff through a mirror darkly. In the Haus’s debut World of Darkness Actual Play series. Featuring an international cast.
Dead at Heart: A Vampire the Masquerade Chronicle
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Dead at Heart: A Vampire the Masquerade Chronicle
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Dead At Heart - YouTube
A Vampire the Masquerade Actual Play Chronicle. Set in Cardiff, Wales through a mirror darkly.
youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I loved playing Gabriel and I hope y’all who watched enjoyed just as much as we did!
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Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
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I just starred The Outer Worlds 2. I'm a Dumb, Lucky, Suave Roustabout, meaning that I have no idea how I got my job.
She has no idea what she's doing, can't stealth, won't fight in melle because she might break a nail, and has no clue what these complex gizmos do.
I made a bimbo.
10/10 goty. 🤣
She has no idea what she's doing, can't stealth, won't fight in melle because she might break a nail, and has no clue what these complex gizmos do.
I made a bimbo.
10/10 goty. 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I just starred The Outer Worlds 2. I'm a Dumb, Lucky, Suave Roustabout, meaning that I have no idea how I got my job.
She has no idea what she's doing, can't stealth, won't fight in melle because she might break a nail, and has no clue what these complex gizmos do.
I made a bimbo.
10/10 goty. 🤣
She has no idea what she's doing, can't stealth, won't fight in melle because she might break a nail, and has no clue what these complex gizmos do.
I made a bimbo.
10/10 goty. 🤣
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Mark Z. Danielewski signed copies of TOM’S CROSSING
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mark Z. Danielewski signed copies of TOM’S CROSSING
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SISTERS, thank you SO much for helping us reach ✨ 200% funded ✨ status for our adorable Watcher plushie!!
can we get to 300% in the next few days? our fandom is so incredible that we totally think it can be done.
let's get our shapen sister to 300%!! 💙
can we get to 300% in the next few days? our fandom is so incredible that we totally think it can be done.
let's get our shapen sister to 300%!! 💙
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
SISTERS, thank you SO much for helping us reach ✨ 200% funded ✨ status for our adorable Watcher plushie!!
can we get to 300% in the next few days? our fandom is so incredible that we totally think it can be done.
let's get our shapen sister to 300%!! 💙
can we get to 300% in the next few days? our fandom is so incredible that we totally think it can be done.
let's get our shapen sister to 300%!! 💙
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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How to wash Chiitan🫧
ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
How to wash Chiitan🫧
ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆
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The Billboard Classical-topping Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 soundtrack has been snubbed in the 2026 Grammy game nominations, with Helldivers 2, Avatar, and Star Wars: Outlaws up for the award.
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Clair Obscur snubbed in Grammy video game soundtrack nominations | VGC
This year’s Grammy games noms include Helldivers 2 and Star Wars Outlaws…
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November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The Billboard Classical-topping Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 soundtrack has been snubbed in the 2026 Grammy game nominations, with Helldivers 2, Avatar, and Star Wars: Outlaws up for the award.
vgc.news/news/clair-o...
vgc.news/news/clair-o...
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Massage Therapist: “How much pressure would you like?”
Me:
Me:
a skeleton 's feet are being shredded by a machine
Alt: a skeleton is being crunched by a tree cutter machine
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Massage Therapist: “How much pressure would you like?”
Me:
Me:
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
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my latest is out for skybox!!! 💜
the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it
please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜
the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it
please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜
Hamazaki Has To Goh - where does Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio draw the line on casting, and why is it not at sexual assault? by @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social
"it’s particularly insulting and disgusting for him to be cast in a series that has historically featured sex pests being (rightly) beat up"
Read on:
"it’s particularly insulting and disgusting for him to be cast in a series that has historically featured sex pests being (rightly) beat up"
Read on:
Hamazaki Has To Goh - where does Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio draw the line on casting, and why is it not at sexual assault?
A look at the bizarre decision to cast Teruyuki Kagawa's in Yakuza Kiwami 3, through a lens of previous re-casting decisions from RGG Studio.
skyboxcritics.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
my latest is out for skybox!!! 💜
the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it
please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜
the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it
please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜
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Frankenstein is available to stream on Netflix today, so expect a bunch of “I don’t get the big deal” takes from people uninterested in the movie who half-watched it on their phones.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Frankenstein is available to stream on Netflix today, so expect a bunch of “I don’t get the big deal” takes from people uninterested in the movie who half-watched it on their phones.