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Put turd on a cracker
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Put turd on a cracker
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the difficulty of having a cat is that suddenly you have a best friend who you love unconditionally and who also doesn't understand that he can't shit on your floor when his tummy hurts
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the difficulty of having a cat is that suddenly you have a best friend who you love unconditionally and who also doesn't understand that he can't shit on your floor when his tummy hurts
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Piles of Shit 3-D 2000 Special XP Edition Extreme 4k HD
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Piles of Shit 3-D 2000 Special XP Edition Extreme 4k HD
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i had an idea for a game once called bidet hero and you played as a turd that rode the bidet water back into a guys ass to rescue your beloved shit family
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i had an idea for a game once called bidet hero and you played as a turd that rode the bidet water back into a guys ass to rescue your beloved shit family
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(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
December 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
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if a sandwich doesn't make a fart sound when you bite down its not real food and contains no nutrients
May 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if a sandwich doesn't make a fart sound when you bite down its not real food and contains no nutrients
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Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Microsofts Head of Shit Just Farted - "Uh Oh!"
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if you duct taped your ass to the toilet air tight and repeatedly flushed, would it suck out your poop and organs or would you fill up with water and drown
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
if you duct taped your ass to the toilet air tight and repeatedly flushed, would it suck out your poop and organs or would you fill up with water and drown
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at the function covered in shit and piss with a visible erection, why does no one want to talk to me
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
at the function covered in shit and piss with a visible erection, why does no one want to talk to me
Carrying around a turd clipped to my backpack and calling it a Ladoodoo
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Carrying around a turd clipped to my backpack and calling it a Ladoodoo
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Please appropriate our culture
- frogs
- frogs
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Please appropriate our culture
- frogs
- frogs
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It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
October 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
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Pooping! At The Gay Bar
September 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pooping! At The Gay Bar
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20% piss tariff
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
20% piss tariff
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
34% shit tariff
50% cum tariff
10% tariff on all hole
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you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
you wouldn't believe the shit coming out of my ass right now
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My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My cousin keeps trying to set me up with a woman from his gym and he asked me whats most important in a woman and i said kindness and immediately went nah i mean do you like big tits. I said kindness is the biggest tit of all
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I farted in the Dollar General.
August 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Good thing he's adorable. He just farted in his sleep so bad that it made me gag.
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good thing he's adorable. He just farted in his sleep so bad that it made me gag.
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just took a shit so big it had its own butt that shit out another shit
August 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
just took a shit so big it had its own butt that shit out another shit
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boiling some diarrhea, just in case
August 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
boiling some diarrhea, just in case