Ebenezer Splooge
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She made chilaquiles from Grimes’ nachos tbh.
Bounce House
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December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She made chilaquiles from Grimes’ nachos tbh.
I’m glad these two are gay in every lifetime.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m glad these two are gay in every lifetime.
Peep the sunburn I picked up in florida.
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Peep the sunburn I picked up in florida.
He put his whole Patricussy into this one.
Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
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December 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He put his whole Patricussy into this one.
Happy NYEE to DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ specifically
Search For The Feeling (On And On) - Mixed
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December 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy NYEE to DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ specifically
Letting the zinc on an empty stomach speak in the monthly all manager morning meeting. 🤩
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Letting the zinc on an empty stomach speak in the monthly all manager morning meeting. 🤩
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Let’s get you milked, homie!
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Let’s get you milked, homie!
I think being in Florida for Christmas has warped my sense of time. It fully does not feel later than December 22nd and I’ve got no idea how I’m going to fix that.
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think being in Florida for Christmas has warped my sense of time. It fully does not feel later than December 22nd and I’ve got no idea how I’m going to fix that.
Really makes you think.
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Really makes you think.
me omw to another shift at the skinny bitch factory
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
me omw to another shift at the skinny bitch factory
Wait I missed a bicep prompt? ಠ╭╮ಠ
December 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wait I missed a bicep prompt? ಠ╭╮ಠ
I thought I was hungry enough to eat two egg rolls with dinner. While they technically did fit in my stomach I am now paying the iron price (gurgles).
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I thought I was hungry enough to eat two egg rolls with dinner. While they technically did fit in my stomach I am now paying the iron price (gurgles).
Twunkhood really is a spectrum.
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Twunkhood really is a spectrum.
Are we doing these again
I’m just going to use the video I took when I discovered how my bench worked as my voice reveal lol.
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Are we doing these again
OOO activated, jingle mode engaged.
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
OOO activated, jingle mode engaged.
I finally hit a big milestone with my retirement savings account that I had been gunning for for a while now. :’) As someone who lived paycheck to paycheck for most of my 20s, I didn’t think I’d ever have a savings. it’s wild how much my life improved after getting laid off from my bartending gig.
December 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I finally hit a big milestone with my retirement savings account that I had been gunning for for a while now. :’) As someone who lived paycheck to paycheck for most of my 20s, I didn’t think I’d ever have a savings. it’s wild how much my life improved after getting laid off from my bartending gig.
Need a Wuthering Heights adaptation where everyone other than Nelly is a muppet.
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Need a Wuthering Heights adaptation where everyone other than Nelly is a muppet.
Are you good at wrapping presents or are you a top?
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Are you good at wrapping presents or are you a top?
idk I just kinda assume anyone driving a cyber truck is a fascist.
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
idk I just kinda assume anyone driving a cyber truck is a fascist.
The gift I brought to the white elephant party was stolen THIRCE so I’m basically invincible rn.
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The gift I brought to the white elephant party was stolen THIRCE so I’m basically invincible rn.
Happy holestice.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Happy holestice.
This song is literally the only time it’s okay to separate the art from the artist.
XXXO
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December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This song is literally the only time it’s okay to separate the art from the artist.
Replay Chicago, your dig dug machine is bad and you should feel bad.
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Replay Chicago, your dig dug machine is bad and you should feel bad.
Chicago oomfs: when going out, is it a “sluts don’t get cold wear whatever if it’s cute” vibe or is it more like a “wear properly warm clothing what the fuck is wrong with you” kind of vibe?
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Chicago oomfs: when going out, is it a “sluts don’t get cold wear whatever if it’s cute” vibe or is it more like a “wear properly warm clothing what the fuck is wrong with you” kind of vibe?
Louder for the people in the back!!
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Louder for the people in the back!!