ambassador of noodles
banner
epinardianguardian.bsky.social
ambassador of noodles
@epinardianguardian.bsky.social
"I want only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for ALL.
Except for the Fascists, they can eat a dick"
Pinned
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #141,339!
Well, at least we know two of our presidents have fucked.
How yall doing, #MAGA?
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Bubba?
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
DMT explains a LOT.
"They were intimate enough for her to see him flossing his teeth, his dopp kit overflowing with prescriptions.

She writes that despite being 'sober' for decades, Kennedy [RFK Jr.] told her he still uses psychedelics, and smoked dimethyltryptamine, or DMT..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
WHAT the Epstein files is this?!?
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I pretty much only go to Aldis now WTF is this?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We are turning the corner yall.
#Epstein #Epstein #Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Operation Southern Spear sounds like a night in for Trump and Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
My subconscious thinks Tom Cruise is a child.
I'm not gonna argue.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I got it.
It's a goddamn wreck.
😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
Woah! I didn’t expect that tariff money to come so fast.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
Comet 3I/ATLAS may potentially be of alien origin based on its survival after passing by the sun, with Harvard scientist Avi Loeb proposing artificial origins due to its unique features, despite conflicting views from other experts who suggest it displays common com…#ufo#uap#aliens#ovni#ufosky
New evidence of 3I/ATLAS’s alien origin as comet emerges intact from trip behind sun: Harvard scientist
Recent photos reveal that 3I/ATLAS did not disintegrate during its recent fly-by of the sun, leading Harvard scientist Loeb to double down on suggesting that it could be artificial.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
Artists including Lorde, Björk and Massive Attack have joined an international initiative to geo-block their music from being streamed in Israel. n.pr/4qUTLhC
Why more than 1,000 musicians are boycotting Israel with 'No Music for Genocide'
Artists including Lorde, Björk and Massive Attack have joined an international initiative to geo-block their music from being streamed in Israel.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
Your daily Bettie Page
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
🖕If @democrats.org ask for money, tell them to get it from #AIPAC! 🖕
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
This breaks my heart. My whole childhood was in these comics ♥️

bbc.com/news/article...
Amar Chitra Katha: Iconic Indian comic publisher loses precious drawings in fire
For millions of Indians, Amar Chitra Katha has been a gateway to stories about religion, mythology and history.
bbc.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
A batch of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails released by House Democrats reveals that the late convicted sex offender wrote in 2019 that Donald Trump “knew about the girls” in Epstein’s sex trafficking case.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Jeffrey Epstein Emails Reveal Trump 'Knew' About Victims
A batch of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails released by House Democrats revealed that Donald Trump "knew about the girls" in the sex trafficking case.
www.rollingstone.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
#THC Yall #RedStates stock up on adult gummies while yall can...

(Shut up, Blue States, we already know).
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by ambassador of noodles
WHAT I JUST LEARNED: the number and intensity of solar flares has “created a rare "cannibal CME," where coronal mass ejections (CME) form one large, fast-moving CME.”

CANNIBAL CORONAL MASS EJECTION. That’s what’s happening.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM