Draftwing Puck
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I'm only here for the puck.
Me, as a therapist: you should never listen to any advice.
Me, as a therapist: have you considered drinking more alcohol?
Me, as a therapist: I mean, most people suck. so that's. you know.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me, as a therapist: you should never listen to any advice.
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On the one hand parenthood really is second childhood in that you get to relive all the fun things as you see your kids experience their versions of them, but also you remember all the ways in which you were an insufferable little shit that you had conveniently forgotten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
On the one hand parenthood really is second childhood in that you get to relive all the fun things as you see your kids experience their versions of them, but also you remember all the ways in which you were an insufferable little shit that you had conveniently forgotten.
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gene kelly is antifa
October 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
gene kelly is antifa
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her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
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every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"
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the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit
Pic 1: Oval Office
Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
Pic 1: Oval Office
Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
August 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit
Pic 1: Oval Office
Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
Pic 1: Oval Office
Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
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The photos above are from this wonderful article about the show's set design and how it evolved over the years with our politics.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/r...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/r...
The Quintessential Urban Design of ‘Sesame Street’
www.nytimes.com
August 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The photos above are from this wonderful article about the show's set design and how it evolved over the years with our politics.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/r...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/r...
Please respect our laws is a weird plea
A Texas lawmaker (D) Sen. Sarah Eckhardt is calling on Tesla to delay their robotaxi launch.
June 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Please respect our laws is a weird plea
Can you say clutch?
10 of the 91 games Leon Draisaitl has played this season (regular season + playoffs) have ended with him scoring the overtime winner
June 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can you say clutch?
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Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.
April 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.
Means he'll back out immediately.
REPORTER: Are these auto tariffs permanent for the rest of your term?
TRUMP: Oh, this is permanent. Yeah. 100 percent.
TRUMP: Oh, this is permanent. Yeah. 100 percent.
March 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Means he'll back out immediately.
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How great would it be to have a whole day when nothing terrible was happening?
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How great would it be to have a whole day when nothing terrible was happening?
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Interesting move by Schumer to cave and disappoint everyone and then immediately go do an extended NYT interview explaining that actually he is even worse than we thought, let’s see if this pays off for him
March 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Interesting move by Schumer to cave and disappoint everyone and then immediately go do an extended NYT interview explaining that actually he is even worse than we thought, let’s see if this pays off for him
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
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“your not even allowed to do that”
March 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
“your not even allowed to do that”
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babe it’s time for your once a month existential tariff threat
March 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
babe it’s time for your once a month existential tariff threat
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it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55
I regret to inform you that Slotkin'd:
"As a Cold War kid, I'm thankful it was Reagan and not Trump in office in the 1980s. Trump would have lost us the Cold War."
"As a Cold War kid, I'm thankful it was Reagan and not Trump in office in the 1980s. Trump would have lost us the Cold War."
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55
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*attenborough voice* sensing that its entire ecosystem has turned against it, the cybertruck resorts to extreme mutations in its desperate struggle to survive
March 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
*attenborough voice* sensing that its entire ecosystem has turned against it, the cybertruck resorts to extreme mutations in its desperate struggle to survive
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A classic example of how Google's AI is garbage, it doesn't understand that the Underground Railroad wasn't a literal railroad
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A classic example of how Google's AI is garbage, it doesn't understand that the Underground Railroad wasn't a literal railroad
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
JK Rowling
Who would be the funniest person to come forward and confess that they also have a secret test tube baby with Elon Musk?
March 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
JK Rowling
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Wait, have you not been rewinding your Youtube videos when you're done watching them? You should always set it back to 0:00 for the next person
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wait, have you not been rewinding your Youtube videos when you're done watching them? You should always set it back to 0:00 for the next person