maya
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being a selfish asshole seems to be my entire thing
literally what the fuck was i talking about
i miss when bluesky’s algorithm would just show you a post with 0 likes from some random ass dude that said like “hello Bluesky! #whydidyouleavetwitter Because i got banned for posting sandwich porn :(“
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
literally what the fuck was i talking about
with the for you feed, it is now finally possible to doomscroll on bsky
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
with the for you feed, it is now finally possible to doomscroll on bsky
bsky should get real woke and allow us to add alt text to our banners and profile pics
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
bsky should get real woke and allow us to add alt text to our banners and profile pics
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Just burped during breakfast and another membrane appeared.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just burped during breakfast and another membrane appeared.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
October 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
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To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
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May 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The music tells the story. Mark Mothersbaugh scored the story of…
#futureruins
#futureruins
May 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The music tells the story. Mark Mothersbaugh scored the story of…
#futureruins
#futureruins
thought the guy on the right was leon schneiderman
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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June 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
thought the guy on the right was leon schneiderman
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Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
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from the article about a former Colombian senator
![He also caused controversy, when he said, during a 2016 interview, "I am a follower of a great German thinker, named Adolf Hitler."[15] He later apologized and said he meant to say Albert Einstein.[16]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreic3chei7q5fkdjxhcjjkabkj3swfebsbuxzdfdh6vivl63rm7rwgy@jpeg)
June 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
from the article about a former Colombian senator
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Yeah I want breasts for real sicko pervert reasons. I want someone to rest their head on them and feel an immense sense of safety. Big securitygooner.
June 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Yeah I want breasts for real sicko pervert reasons. I want someone to rest their head on them and feel an immense sense of safety. Big securitygooner.