Carlos Eagle
@mexicoseagle.bsky.social
MEX ✈️ Your Mom's House
WHO WILL BE FOLLOWER 666..............................
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
WHO WILL BE FOLLOWER 666..............................
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
I bought a ducati moto with the profits of flipping 100 houses and making each one do a perfect 360 degree spin in the air
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I bought a ducati moto with the profits of flipping 100 houses and making each one do a perfect 360 degree spin in the air
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today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about how Porch Pirates were invented by Amazon, and how it led directly to a surveillance network that you installed yourself, dumbass. Listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
today, @nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about how Porch Pirates were invented by Amazon, and how it led directly to a surveillance network that you installed yourself, dumbass. Listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
tomm the ape seed
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 PM
tomm the ape seed
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Asking the cashier what she thinks of the groceries I chose
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Asking the cashier what she thinks of the groceries I chose
the sun forced my hair to become platinum blonde after a summer of beach fun, and I'm sorry to all of my fans who expected it to be darker
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
the sun forced my hair to become platinum blonde after a summer of beach fun, and I'm sorry to all of my fans who expected it to be darker
was carrying a huge handful of edamame when i realized atoms never rly touch & "contact" is only electromagnetic interactions. dropped em :[
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
was carrying a huge handful of edamame when i realized atoms never rly touch & "contact" is only electromagnetic interactions. dropped em :[
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Lift & Twist, the World's First Weightlifting Dance Studio, is closed for rebranding.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lift & Twist, the World's First Weightlifting Dance Studio, is closed for rebranding.
Does fMRI have a place in forecasting the Colombo tea market? Absolutely not. And I'll tell you why.
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Does fMRI have a place in forecasting the Colombo tea market? Absolutely not. And I'll tell you why.
A jinn cracked the spine of me textbook brother
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
A jinn cracked the spine of me textbook brother
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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I wonder what's the largest country without a desert
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I wonder what's the largest country without a desert
The American economist knows that being in a trade deficit for ceramic tigers is a good thing
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The American economist knows that being in a trade deficit for ceramic tigers is a good thing
wrobng acct sorry.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
wrobng acct sorry.
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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DAMB IT / HELL YEAH "DA YING YANG OF LIFE"
SHIRT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SHIRT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
DAMB IT / HELL YEAH "DA YING YANG OF LIFE"
SHIRT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
SHIRT AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
each day on this planet is worse than the last
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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disgusted by my endless + flowing armpit sweat. there is no way this happened to keenan OR kel
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
disgusted by my endless + flowing armpit sweat. there is no way this happened to keenan OR kel
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Riots In Egypt EH?? Mummys Pyramids Desert **Dissolves Into Totally Self-Unaware Goo, Further Evaporates, Causing A Bad Smell**
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Riots In Egypt EH?? Mummys Pyramids Desert **Dissolves Into Totally Self-Unaware Goo, Further Evaporates, Causing A Bad Smell**