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Josephi Krakowski
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deso-iso.bsky.social
marty supreme should win a kids choice award
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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greggo.bsky.social
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
you have the right to thumbs down a spotify wrapped post like people thumbs down cybertrucks
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
me rn
jakfilm
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
im forever enamored by hot fuzz
a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
ALT: a man with a mustache is talking to another man while two other men look on .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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rickyftw.bsky.social
The “show less like this” button should throw a little tomato at the post you didn’t enjoy. Just a free idea for the devs
December 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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eve6.bsky.social
This app is undefeated for earnest replies that completely misunderstand the joke
January 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
y'all need to have olive the other reindeer as ur christmas special on rotation. its severely underappreciated

youtu.be/s54sLlRNmHc?...
Olive the Other Reindeer (1999)
YouTube video by Dino Disco
youtu.be
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 AM
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theonion.com
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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valsdate.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
deso-iso.bsky.social
me rn
jacksfilms smiling freakisly big
December 16, 2024 at 5:57 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
back in the day neil cicierega united both the tumblr and newgrounds fanbases
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is blowing a red object in the air
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt is blowing a red object in the air
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
It seems that I am giving the commencement at MIT in May 😳

news.mit.edu/2024/hank-gr...
Hank Green to deliver MIT’s 2025 Commencement address
Hank Green, a prolific digital content creator and entrepreneur with the ethos “make things, learn stuff,” will deliver the address at the OneMIT Commencement Ceremony on Thursday, May 29.
news.mit.edu
December 12, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you
December 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
Snapdragons are my favorite flower to grow. They do however produce seed pods that look like the screaming skulls of the damned.
( Not my picture) Snapdragon seed pod dried on the plant. There are five pods that resemble tiny human skulls with open mouths.
December 12, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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wellerstein.bsky.social
gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
hawk tuah girl is the modern Icarus
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
deso-iso.bsky.social
2024 is the year of cancelling "the nice guy"

- Dave Grohl
- Jack Black
- MKBHD
Nice Guys Finish Last - Ryan Higa
December 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
deso-iso.bsky.social
why tf are people following me
a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant sponge
Alt: a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant sponge
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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rickyftw.bsky.social
Who’s ready to get HEALTHY
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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volgotha.bsky.social
summoning circle, hope this works

🕯
🕯 🕯
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A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥

🕯 Ah shit 🔥

Ah no 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
October 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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cpsc.gov
It is our understanding that Bluesky in its current state is largely a social media platform for people who have a problem with authority. Out of respect for you all, we will not attempt to engage in the usual "brand building" of establishing a hollow parasocial relationship with our followers.
October 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
A lot of complaints about Bluesky amount to people admitting that they have grown so accustomed to algorithms feeding them an endless train of slop that they are completely unable to manage without it
September 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM