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Derpy Hooves for Congress 2026! Help working families with a universal child benefit, LGBTQ rights to protect all kids, and universal child care! #Dem2026
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Page One in Philly:

@inquirer.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Inquirer looking better than NYT every day.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Holy shit. Look at this absolute dogshit from NPR before the election. They are absolutely complicit in Trump getting the job. The first thing they challenge Harris on is THIS. And the rest of the list will blow your mind. She was literally right about everything
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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you get the feeling that PEG and Jack Posobiec will not handle an outright papal encyclical on immigration well
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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There's just no tolerance for the position some of us have that, god forbid, there has actually been plenty tightening, and we are done with the tightening, and we would like it loosened now
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It is actually great how Labour simply does not acknowledge the notion that some of us /don't want the border regime tightened/
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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“still no evidence of criminality” re a scandal whose central figure pled guilty SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO is insane
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Trump's trollsuits are all garbage. Any company that settles is *choosing* to pay a bribe.

When media outlets fight, they win.

www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cnn-...
CNN shows that when media orgs fight Trump, they win
Take this grift and shove it.
www.publicnotice.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It’s funny how all of the free speech scolds, from the editorial staff of The Atlantic to the New York Times, Jonathan Haidt and FIRE to Robbie Soave, are utterly silent on a wave of mass firings over speech — the very thing they claimed to care about. Zero to say about discipline and censorship.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The corollary here is why you’d devote all those resources to a profile of Sanford in 2020 — the fixation with covering a presidential election 8 millions times over, & pour in most resources over to political journalism, while 1000s of elections go totally uncovered, is wild. (Anyway, read bolts!)
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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If you all want an actual Most Woke Opinion, it’s that romanticizing backwater patriarchs who only have themselves to blame for their ills is a betrayal of every battered housewife, lynched minority, and queer kid cowering in the closet.
*freespeechguy.jpg*

I think methheads are unlikely to be forces of profound social-spiritual revelation because they fried their brains on meth.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Look it's weird to say "the city is liberation. Bigness is liberation. Bureaucracy is liberation." But it so often is. The village is inherently tyrannical. Sherly Jackson knew this.
If you all want an actual Most Woke Opinion, it’s that romanticizing backwater patriarchs who only have themselves to blame for their ills is a betrayal of every battered housewife, lynched minority, and queer kid cowering in the closet.
*freespeechguy.jpg*

I think methheads are unlikely to be forces of profound social-spiritual revelation because they fried their brains on meth.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Bureaucracy is essential to freedom, it’s just hard to see this because not only can it enable tyranny, the mechanisms that make freedom possible superficially resemble tyranny as well. Postal services and secret police alike keep standardized registries of the names and homes of the citizenry.
Look it's weird to say "the city is liberation. Bigness is liberation. Bureaucracy is liberation." But it so often is. The village is inherently tyrannical. Sherly Jackson knew this.
If you all want an actual Most Woke Opinion, it’s that romanticizing backwater patriarchs who only have themselves to blame for their ills is a betrayal of every battered housewife, lynched minority, and queer kid cowering in the closet.
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Lmao
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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nice throwback that the modern klan is also masked up cowards hiding in the woods
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Time for the Nardwuar/Nuzzi interview.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Again, if they can learn from Mamdani, it's stay on message. If Rufo says Democrats want to teach homosexuality manuals, the response is not 500 words about sensitivity and so forth. It's, "I won't dignify that. I'm busy fighting for equal rights, equal protection, and money in your pocket."
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM