Girth Brooks
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I’ll put something clever here later
Goddam right we do
We still want the Epstein Files.
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Goddam right we do
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.
*Stares in 1929* 👀
Good thing there’s no historical precedent for an economy based solely on speculation.
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*Stares in 1929* 👀
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Exactly. Were there good Germans in Nazi Germany? Answer: it doesn't matter.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Exactly. Were there good Germans in Nazi Germany? Answer: it doesn't matter.
Rah Rah TrumPutin
Russia’s latest fash regime
Russia’s latest fash regime
Speaking of the compound "Trump-Putin," we could, in the name of economy and meaning, drop the hyphen *and* the redundant 'p'.
TrumPutin.
TrumPutin.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Rah Rah TrumPutin
Russia’s latest fash regime
Russia’s latest fash regime
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Sounds about white.
Oh they love to hear Melania speak but if someone at the grocery store has an accent they tell them to go back where they came from.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sounds about white.
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A country run by banks will always be in debt
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A country run by banks will always be in debt
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
Healthcare run by Big Pharma will never cure disease
A state run by war will never know peace
A nation run by media will never know the truth
This is the crux of it right here.
If you’re not a straight white evangelical man, they don’t give a fuck about you or what you say.
If you’re not a straight white evangelical man, they don’t give a fuck about you or what you say.
Its an administration of men and women who do not care if a woman says no. They’ll force something she doesnt want then try to shame her for it
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the crux of it right here.
If you’re not a straight white evangelical man, they don’t give a fuck about you or what you say.
If you’re not a straight white evangelical man, they don’t give a fuck about you or what you say.
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Supreme Court deciding if Trump can completely ignore the constitution
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Supreme Court deciding if Trump can completely ignore the constitution
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We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
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It’s been said that when you’re angry at someone you should write a scathing letter to that person and then not mail it. And I agree. A singing telegram is way better because then sometimes their neighbors can hear too
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s been said that when you’re angry at someone you should write a scathing letter to that person and then not mail it. And I agree. A singing telegram is way better because then sometimes their neighbors can hear too
I fucking hate it here
Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I fucking hate it here
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
I don’t know what is in the Epstein files, but I do know that Trump and his party seemed pretty nervous today. For some reason I keep getting reminded of that quote from Edwin Edwards about getting caught with a “dead girl or live boy”.
Probably unrelated
Probably unrelated
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t know what is in the Epstein files, but I do know that Trump and his party seemed pretty nervous today. For some reason I keep getting reminded of that quote from Edwin Edwards about getting caught with a “dead girl or live boy”.
Probably unrelated
Probably unrelated
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Called my senator this morning to demand exactly this
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Called my senator this morning to demand exactly this
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
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And The Crowd Cheered For
Jasmine Crockett,Knowing That
She's Correct ! 👏🏻👏🏻
Jasmine Crockett,Knowing That
She's Correct ! 👏🏻👏🏻
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
And The Crowd Cheered For
Jasmine Crockett,Knowing That
She's Correct ! 👏🏻👏🏻
Jasmine Crockett,Knowing That
She's Correct ! 👏🏻👏🏻