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Chet Holmgren writhing around on the floor with three Wolves players nipping at the ball is what people mean when they say “good” defense
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Chet Holmgren writhing around on the floor with three Wolves players nipping at the ball is what people mean when they say “good” defense
If I had a nickel for every time Rudy had been hit in the head without a foul being called I would legitimately be rich and on vacation all the time passing out nickels to the locals like some 5 cent Johnny Appleseed
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Rudy had been hit in the head without a foul being called I would legitimately be rich and on vacation all the time passing out nickels to the locals like some 5 cent Johnny Appleseed
Endorsed.
WONDERFUL foul by Gobert.
Excellent basketball.
Excellent basketball.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Endorsed.
Doris Burke just giving the refs and the Thunder the benefit of the doubt on every call until she’s forced to watch a replay with a coherent angle
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Doris Burke just giving the refs and the Thunder the benefit of the doubt on every call until she’s forced to watch a replay with a coherent angle
New strategy unlocked : Hack-a-Wolves
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
New strategy unlocked : Hack-a-Wolves
Ant getting to the bucket through traffic with Rudy in his way the whole damn time is tough
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ant getting to the bucket through traffic with Rudy in his way the whole damn time is tough
Technically the Wolves are only losing by the amount of points they would have if they just made their free throws
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Technically the Wolves are only losing by the amount of points they would have if they just made their free throws
Really thankful for Rudy Gobert checking back in. what are you thankful for?
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Really thankful for Rudy Gobert checking back in. what are you thankful for?
TJ is officially having himself a night
Spiritually, that dunk was the first TJ Shannon play of the year.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
TJ is officially having himself a night
Spiritually, that dunk was the first TJ Shannon play of the year.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spiritually, that dunk was the first TJ Shannon play of the year.
We browse Zillow tho
Still on Rob Dillingham island, but I’m not buying property yet.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We browse Zillow tho
Still on Rob Dillingham island, but I’m not buying property yet.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Still on Rob Dillingham island, but I’m not buying property yet.
Trying to remember when the Wolves last scored
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November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trying to remember when the Wolves last scored
As bad as vibes have ever gotten during his tenure, we have never seen this team’s true floor while he’s been here.
When Rudy Gobert went to the bench, the Wolves led 14-12. OKC was 6-13 FG and getting out-rebounded 8-5.
In the time that Rudy was out:
OKC was 4-4 FG, out-rebounded Minnesota 4-0 and jumped to a 21-16 lead.
For those who want him gone, be careful what you wish for.
In the time that Rudy was out:
OKC was 4-4 FG, out-rebounded Minnesota 4-0 and jumped to a 21-16 lead.
For those who want him gone, be careful what you wish for.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As bad as vibes have ever gotten during his tenure, we have never seen this team’s true floor while he’s been here.
Maybe skip the team dinner next time and get some shots up lol
Timberwolves start the game 4-for-10 at the line.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Maybe skip the team dinner next time and get some shots up lol
Fettuccine Alfredo tonight
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November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fettuccine Alfredo tonight
Rudy can be frustrating, polarizing, etc, but when he blocks Chet Holmgren on 3-point attempt resulting in a shot clock violation you just absolutely have to hand it to him.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Rudy can be frustrating, polarizing, etc, but when he blocks Chet Holmgren on 3-point attempt resulting in a shot clock violation you just absolutely have to hand it to him.
Oh you’re into ‘felching?’ I’m into cup play.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh you’re into ‘felching?’ I’m into cup play.
Couldn’t stay up to watch last nights game. Glad i got some peaceful rest while my favorite team was playing, and couldn’t possibly lose to, the Sacramento Kings.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Couldn’t stay up to watch last nights game. Glad i got some peaceful rest while my favorite team was playing, and couldn’t possibly lose to, the Sacramento Kings.
I was always more of a Star Trek guy, but go off, everybody.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I was always more of a Star Trek guy, but go off, everybody.
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I've liked the work to get Anthony Edwards off ball and in movement more. Suns counter with switching and really nice denials. Gets you deeper in the clock. Thing is you're denying for a reason, Edwards footwork gets him open, good drive and finish.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I've liked the work to get Anthony Edwards off ball and in movement more. Suns counter with switching and really nice denials. Gets you deeper in the clock. Thing is you're denying for a reason, Edwards footwork gets him open, good drive and finish.
It isn’t shocking to see KD in a Rockets jersey because every big-3 member from OKC ends up there. You can photoshop SGA/Chet/JDub into a Rockets jersey now and in 8 years people will think you’re Nostradamus.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It isn’t shocking to see KD in a Rockets jersey because every big-3 member from OKC ends up there. You can photoshop SGA/Chet/JDub into a Rockets jersey now and in 8 years people will think you’re Nostradamus.
First day waking up knowing who Colin Gillespie is.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
First day waking up knowing who Colin Gillespie is.
Wow. Ok. The Wolves are maybe not a good team.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wow. Ok. The Wolves are maybe not a good team.
Dillon Brooks should have 19 fouls
Dillon Brooks should have 15 fouls
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Dillon Brooks should have 19 fouls