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To be fair, that WOULD be pretty gross (for the woodchipper)
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
To be fair, that WOULD be pretty gross (for the woodchipper)
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Dan Lanning. Presented without audio —
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Dan Lanning. Presented without audio —
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
@andyrichter.co hopped on to say how much I enjoyed the last episode---never heard Bob before and he was hilarious and you were both so entertaining playing off each other, in a way where the episode could've literally been 3 hours long. Possible co-host candidate?? Also, I hear you. #teambaldlegs
June 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@andyrichter.co hopped on to say how much I enjoyed the last episode---never heard Bob before and he was hilarious and you were both so entertaining playing off each other, in a way where the episode could've literally been 3 hours long. Possible co-host candidate?? Also, I hear you. #teambaldlegs
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People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
187 47. Is that better?
May 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
187 47. Is that better?
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this whole saga sums up Trump perfectly: the most corrupt president in US history and also the easiest mark
Forbes: The Qataris have been trying to get rid of that ostentatious luxury jet for five years, but no one would buy it. It costs too much to fly, costs more to maintain, and needs too big a landing strip. They had another one they unloaded on Turkey.
Delicious.
www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...
Delicious.
www.forbes.com/sites/jeremy...
Why The Qataris Are Happy To Dump Their 747 On Trump
The president may be thirsting for a new four-engine jumbo jet, but many governments and royal families are unloading their fuel-guzzling palaces in the sky.
www.forbes.com
May 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
this whole saga sums up Trump perfectly: the most corrupt president in US history and also the easiest mark
Incoming HOT TAKE (if by "hot" you mean 2 short paragraphs, devoid of any metrics and pure anecdotal assumptions)
Found a Blazers fan who is fully on board with Chauncey Billups' contract extension. www.oregonlive.com/opinion/2025...
Readers respond: Blazers fans should open their eyes
Letters to the Editor can be submitted to letters@oregonian.com with full name and place of residence.
www.oregonlive.com
April 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Incoming HOT TAKE (if by "hot" you mean 2 short paragraphs, devoid of any metrics and pure anecdotal assumptions)
Any tips on where I can get hired for 3 years guaranteed with a 36% record of success?
Details on Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups’ contract extension
#RipCity
www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025...
#RipCity
www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025...
Details emerge on Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups’ new deal
The Blazers coach signed a contract extension over the weekend.
www.oregonlive.com
April 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Any tips on where I can get hired for 3 years guaranteed with a 36% record of success?
Wonder if this dude will ever get invited to another cookout?
Byron Donalds: "We have to cut mandatory spending, it is not an option, for the future health of the United States ... there is waste, fraud, and abuse in Medicaid."
April 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wonder if this dude will ever get invited to another cookout?
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You're telling my ass we can bring back a prehistoric wolf but we can't get Outkast back together and whatnot?
April 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You're telling my ass we can bring back a prehistoric wolf but we can't get Outkast back together and whatnot?
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A bit more context: If we hadn't had any of the post January 20 chaos, the chance of a recession this year would probably be 10%. (It's usually about 12-14%, but the rest of the world is currently relatively calm.)
We're looking at the first policy-inspired recession in decades.
We're looking at the first policy-inspired recession in decades.
April 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A bit more context: If we hadn't had any of the post January 20 chaos, the chance of a recession this year would probably be 10%. (It's usually about 12-14%, but the rest of the world is currently relatively calm.)
We're looking at the first policy-inspired recession in decades.
We're looking at the first policy-inspired recession in decades.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Once you notice it, it’s impossible to stop noticing they’re an entire population of white dudes with daddy issues.
Kudlow: "Buying cheap goods is not a real prosperity, and we don't have to accept that. So you lay the law down, that's all. Look, all the badly behaving children in Asia and elsewhere are coming home to papa. They're all on the phone begging for mercy."
April 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Once you notice it, it’s impossible to stop noticing they’re an entire population of white dudes with daddy issues.
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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
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Dystopia but make it stupid
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Dystopia but make it stupid
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
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Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated
March 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated
Watch a clip from Scott Bessent's latest interview on CNBC below:
two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he were a hot dog and he was starving .
ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he were a hot dog and he was starving .
media.tenor.com
March 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Watch a clip from Scott Bessent's latest interview on CNBC below:
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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today
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February 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
6. We’re knee-deep in investigations right now, and we can use your help. Here’s how you can get involved:
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A reminder:
1. Elon Musk's wealth is mostly in Tesla stock
2. Tesla is successful because at a key moment in 2009 the federal government gave it a $465 million loan so it could make sedans
3. Musk is now firing thousands of government workers and slashing every service ordinary people depend on
1. Elon Musk's wealth is mostly in Tesla stock
2. Tesla is successful because at a key moment in 2009 the federal government gave it a $465 million loan so it could make sedans
3. Musk is now firing thousands of government workers and slashing every service ordinary people depend on
February 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A reminder:
1. Elon Musk's wealth is mostly in Tesla stock
2. Tesla is successful because at a key moment in 2009 the federal government gave it a $465 million loan so it could make sedans
3. Musk is now firing thousands of government workers and slashing every service ordinary people depend on
1. Elon Musk's wealth is mostly in Tesla stock
2. Tesla is successful because at a key moment in 2009 the federal government gave it a $465 million loan so it could make sedans
3. Musk is now firing thousands of government workers and slashing every service ordinary people depend on