Glenn Cilantro
@dcpeters.bsky.social
Former Kiwi now living in Darwin, Australia. Socially awkward road rager.
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My first few days as Security Manager at the Louvre going well. Saving heaps in wages.
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My first few days as Security Manager at the Louvre going well. Saving heaps in wages.
fig-newton mechanics.
cam-newtonian fluid
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
fig-newton mechanics.
I have a license for concealed carry (sawn-off 12 inch sub).
Residents of DC must now register any and all sandwiches. The following violations have been added to the penal code under Assault:
Class 1 felony: hoagies, subs, footlongs, clubs
Class 2 felony: "regular" sandwiches, hamburgers (on bun), hotdogs (on bun)
Class 3 felony: wraps, corndogs, pockets
Class 1 felony: hoagies, subs, footlongs, clubs
Class 2 felony: "regular" sandwiches, hamburgers (on bun), hotdogs (on bun)
Class 3 felony: wraps, corndogs, pockets
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have a license for concealed carry (sawn-off 12 inch sub).
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Must Wear Prescription Glasses at Night Melon
slightly diminish a band:
Traffic on the 101
Traffic on the 101
slightly diminish a band:
Foo Negotiators
Foo Negotiators
August 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Must Wear Prescription Glasses at Night Melon
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Slightly diminish a band:
Alice in Zip Ties
Alice in Zip Ties
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Alice in Zip Ties
Alice in Zip Ties
Slightly diminish a band:
Mashing Pumpkins.
Mashing Pumpkins.
slightly diminish a band:
Bikini Manslaughter
Bikini Manslaughter
slightly diminish a band:
Lost and Found Glory
Lost and Found Glory
August 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Mashing Pumpkins.
Mashing Pumpkins.
The Neatles.
Very tidy.
Very tidy.
Slightly diminish a band:
Vampire Monday
Vampire Monday
Slightly diminish a band:
Water Pistols n' Roses
Water Pistols n' Roses
August 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The Neatles.
Very tidy.
Very tidy.
Enchanted Titty Room.
My nipples got hard in the Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Enchanted Titty Room.
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Working at Auski Roadhouse is an eye-opening experience for the backpackers who keep the critical Pilbara fuel stop running.
Foreign workers embrace outback roadhouse life even if it's 'hot like hell'
Working at Auski Roadhouse is an eye-opening experience for the backpackers who keep the critical Pilbara fuel stop running.
www.abc.net.au
July 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Working at Auski Roadhouse is an eye-opening experience for the backpackers who keep the critical Pilbara fuel stop running.
Who up totzing their emoji?
July 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Who up totzing their emoji?
Me as a therapist: “Have you tried just feeling happy?”
“Cheer up!”
- me as a therapist
- me as a therapist
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me as a therapist: “Have you tried just feeling happy?”
Rugby union is the actual sport of kings.
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Rugby union is the actual sport of kings.
I just reskeeted into a sock.
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I just reskeeted into a sock.
I cleaned out my belly button and now I have post-navel depression.
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I cleaned out my belly button and now I have post-navel depression.
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It's only an exorcism if it's performed by a catholic priest on behalf of the pope, otherwise it's just a sparkling banishment.
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's only an exorcism if it's performed by a catholic priest on behalf of the pope, otherwise it's just a sparkling banishment.
I’ll use my Signal Psilocibin.
toothpaste should be scalding hot. it should also have a long-term psychoactive effect
July 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’ll use my Signal Psilocibin.
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“I blame you guys”: Kyle Sandilands blames ARN leadership for the commercial and ratings failure of the Kyle and Jackie O Show in Melbourne.
A year into the Melbourne experiment, Kyle and Jackie O bleed listeners while ARN coffers shrink
According to new figures, ARN are bleeding advertising revenue as the Kyle & Jackie O Show continues to fail in Melbourne.
www.crikey.com.au
June 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
“I blame you guys”: Kyle Sandilands blames ARN leadership for the commercial and ratings failure of the Kyle and Jackie O Show in Melbourne.
It’s a slippery slope.
No-one would use the term grassy knoll if it wasn't for JFK. Has anyone considered it was a guerrilla marketing assassination from Big Mound?
June 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It’s a slippery slope.
They then burnt him at the stake and invented grilled tomatoes. True story.
The story goes that in 1820, a farmer and horticulturist stood on Salem’s courthouse steps and ate a basket full of tomatoes.
When he didn’t die, word spread that the tomato might, in fact, be safe to consume.
When he didn’t die, word spread that the tomato might, in fact, be safe to consume.
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They then burnt him at the stake and invented grilled tomatoes. True story.
How to Train your Dragon Tattoo.
The girl next door with the dragon tattoo.
June 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How to Train your Dragon Tattoo.
Why do middle aged men have such trouble saying nucu, nulaca, nukular, nuclear?
June 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why do middle aged men have such trouble saying nucu, nulaca, nukular, nuclear?
Aaron Sorkin screenplay re Trump: “The Worst Wing”.
June 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Aaron Sorkin screenplay re Trump: “The Worst Wing”.
James Paterson IPA is Temu Dutton.
June 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
James Paterson IPA is Temu Dutton.
All you can eat.
Hear me out. A buffet style establishment called Porn Grub
June 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
All you can eat.