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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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so milwaukee has gps coordinates painted on their court but they took it out to six decimal places which means the measurement is accurate to 11cm…why did they make the coordinates a random corner of the arena and not center court
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
so milwaukee has gps coordinates painted on their court but they took it out to six decimal places which means the measurement is accurate to 11cm…why did they make the coordinates a random corner of the arena and not center court
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#1 Penal Doesn't Mean What Your Thinking
I bet all have a look and say, I'm believing my eyes? In Penal Colony? I'm making a puke if THINK penal and balls bag. But curious cat say, maybe penal put in sexy girl coin holder. READY to surprised?
Penal Clonony Is Some Kind Of Jail For Unusual Machines
I bet all have a look and say, I'm believing my eyes? In Penal Colony? I'm making a puke if THINK penal and balls bag. But curious cat say, maybe penal put in sexy girl coin holder. READY to surprised?
Penal Clonony Is Some Kind Of Jail For Unusual Machines
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#1 Penal Doesn't Mean What Your Thinking
I bet all have a look and say, I'm believing my eyes? In Penal Colony? I'm making a puke if THINK penal and balls bag. But curious cat say, maybe penal put in sexy girl coin holder. READY to surprised?
Penal Clonony Is Some Kind Of Jail For Unusual Machines
I bet all have a look and say, I'm believing my eyes? In Penal Colony? I'm making a puke if THINK penal and balls bag. But curious cat say, maybe penal put in sexy girl coin holder. READY to surprised?
Penal Clonony Is Some Kind Of Jail For Unusual Machines
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#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Whatever this type of content is, it should be illegal
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
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I think about ingredience regularly while cooking
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think about ingredience regularly while cooking
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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aws is heading for like 1 to 2 nines haha
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
aws is heading for like 1 to 2 nines haha
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(on the up part of the Ferris wheel) oh this reminds me of when I was young. Many fond memories
(on the down part of a Ferris wheel) what…… is happening
(on the down part of a Ferris wheel) what…… is happening
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
(on the up part of the Ferris wheel) oh this reminds me of when I was young. Many fond memories
(on the down part of a Ferris wheel) what…… is happening
(on the down part of a Ferris wheel) what…… is happening
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ouroboros solves this
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ouroboros solves this
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Me at the end of every work day saying good night to my sweet small child
July 14, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Me at the end of every work day saying good night to my sweet small child
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Read theory
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Read theory
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Why do they call it Tylenol when you ty le the pain ache ty nol le ty nol le
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why do they call it Tylenol when you ty le the pain ache ty nol le ty nol le
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wait did I really never post this one
August 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
wait did I really never post this one
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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One time a friend of mine was blasting Crazy Train out of the speakers of his shitty little punk mobile. He pulled up next to a truck full of dudes in work clothes with a bed full of tools also blasting Crazy Train. they all pointed at each other in great delight and turned up Crazy Train even more
July 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One time a friend of mine was blasting Crazy Train out of the speakers of his shitty little punk mobile. He pulled up next to a truck full of dudes in work clothes with a bed full of tools also blasting Crazy Train. they all pointed at each other in great delight and turned up Crazy Train even more
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Yeah, swing through bro. We're drinking beero. No, not beer, beero. What time of day is the wheat? Hold on let me check. Yeah, it's noon bro. Noon wheat.
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yeah, swing through bro. We're drinking beero. No, not beer, beero. What time of day is the wheat? Hold on let me check. Yeah, it's noon bro. Noon wheat.
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A crooked and impossibly ancient man sealed away in the hollow of a tree with dark magic for crimes now forgotten had just made an endorsement in the NYC mayoral race. And you'll never guess for whom
June 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A crooked and impossibly ancient man sealed away in the hollow of a tree with dark magic for crimes now forgotten had just made an endorsement in the NYC mayoral race. And you'll never guess for whom
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those dogs playing poker just shit right on the floor
June 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
those dogs playing poker just shit right on the floor