Elan Cat
@elanthecat.bsky.social
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If I make this a shirt would you buy it?
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If I make this a shirt would you buy it?
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we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
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Tier One Operators are rent boys. "Tier One Operator" is an oppressive class, like Canadian people or demigender people.
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Tier One Operators are rent boys. "Tier One Operator" is an oppressive class, like Canadian people or demigender people.
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
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who the fuck does youtube think i am
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
who the fuck does youtube think i am
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nipple piercings have a long charge up before you can use them but give u bonuses to appearance that you can use almost immediately and then have mechanical advantages that show up later on
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
nipple piercings have a long charge up before you can use them but give u bonuses to appearance that you can use almost immediately and then have mechanical advantages that show up later on
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It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
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amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
amazing how yet another round of "you have to promise you'll vote for the shitbag years in advance" reveals itself to have nothing to do with strategy and pragmatics and everything to do with "i am scared and anxious and everyone on the internet needs to promise me everything will turn out alright"
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VLC Media Player is like the coelacanth of computer programs
it does one thing exceptionally well, it's free, and so everyone just accepts that it's the best in 99% of cases
it does one thing exceptionally well, it's free, and so everyone just accepts that it's the best in 99% of cases
Discord served its purpose almost flawlessly by 2021 and then constantly made itself worse over the ensuing years
The constant drive to change products that serve their purpose perfectly well really does exemplify the problems with an "endless growth" mindset
The constant drive to change products that serve their purpose perfectly well really does exemplify the problems with an "endless growth" mindset
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
VLC Media Player is like the coelacanth of computer programs
it does one thing exceptionally well, it's free, and so everyone just accepts that it's the best in 99% of cases
it does one thing exceptionally well, it's free, and so everyone just accepts that it's the best in 99% of cases
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They never topped this one for me: clickhole.com/5-times-the-...
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
They never topped this one for me: clickhole.com/5-times-the-...
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長い。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
We are long.
translation:
We are long.
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
長い。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
We are long.
translation:
We are long.
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when im not dry humping my stuffed animals im punching them
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
when im not dry humping my stuffed animals im punching them
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February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral video of Pig Snout in Bubbles Breakcore:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral video of Pig Snout in Bubbles Breakcore:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
(Source: tinyurl.com/pvb45puk)
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Obadiah the frog
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Obadiah the frog
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
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You a monster if you rawdog light mode webbed sites with your eyeussy
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You a monster if you rawdog light mode webbed sites with your eyeussy
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i’ll believe it’s a person when it hurts your feelings
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
i’ll believe it’s a person when it hurts your feelings
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opening vim on all my friends' and coworkers' computers so they have to learn it to figure out how to close it
One reason you should be using the vim text editor is that, other than it making you look at least 34% cooler and sexier, is you have to learn the language of commands it uses, in order to use it.
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
You have to actively, deliberately, learn just how to close it.
learnvim.irian.to/basics/vim_g...
Vim Grammar | Learn Vim
Vim Grammar
learnvim.irian.to
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
opening vim on all my friends' and coworkers' computers so they have to learn it to figure out how to close it
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This house has good bones.
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This house has good bones.