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Zoomed in on your room and it looked like a set from True Detective.
September 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Zoomed in on your room and it looked like a set from True Detective.
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Fine, I'll do it myself (later).
October 1, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Fine, I'll do it myself (later).
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There is always hope that things can change and yet, we are still the same, just looking at blue skies, wishing, longing, loving.
September 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM
There is always hope that things can change and yet, we are still the same, just looking at blue skies, wishing, longing, loving.
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2015 Larry:
My fitness instructor keeps asking if I squat.
No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
My fitness instructor keeps asking if I squat.
No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
August 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM
2015 Larry:
My fitness instructor keeps asking if I squat.
No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
My fitness instructor keeps asking if I squat.
No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.
"She like, literally died."
~White girls' headstones.
~White girls' headstones.
August 29, 2023 at 10:54 AM
"She like, literally died."
~White girls' headstones.
~White girls' headstones.
My wife is writing for the newspaper again
August 29, 2023 at 10:50 AM
My wife is writing for the newspaper again
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We used to be really worried about the Bermuda Triangle in the 70s and 80s, kids.
August 27, 2023 at 10:57 AM
We used to be really worried about the Bermuda Triangle in the 70s and 80s, kids.
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Just got trolled on Nextdoor.
August 29, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Just got trolled on Nextdoor.
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Why did they call it sportsmanship and not athletiquette
August 4, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Why did they call it sportsmanship and not athletiquette
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The more creative the insult the more I know you adore me.
August 5, 2023 at 11:52 PM
The more creative the insult the more I know you adore me.
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“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?”
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
July 23, 2023 at 12:19 PM
“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?”
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
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*dances like a discarded rubbish bag flying down a windy back alley
August 6, 2023 at 6:19 AM
*dances like a discarded rubbish bag flying down a windy back alley
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When are we getting hazed?
July 31, 2023 at 7:44 PM
When are we getting hazed?
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You’re only as good as your last delusion.
July 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
You’re only as good as your last delusion.
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The longest pandemic in history is stupidity.
July 30, 2023 at 2:06 AM
The longest pandemic in history is stupidity.
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I often think about how quickly I’d die if I was told to run for my life.
July 30, 2023 at 5:25 PM
I often think about how quickly I’d die if I was told to run for my life.
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Avoid anyone who wants to ask a question "real quick."
July 31, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Avoid anyone who wants to ask a question "real quick."
Look mommy. There's a flying fuck up in the sky.
July 30, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Look mommy. There's a flying fuck up in the sky.